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  • Dec 1, 2020
    Fire Lord

    Bro imagine looking out your window and seeing a b**** with no umbrella tryna pile up and burn the gifts and s*** you gave her

    It’s raining b**** how you gonna start a fire

  • Dec 1, 2020
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    Yeah my ex girlfriend.

  • Dec 1, 2020

    Last girl i was f***in with was a true psychopath fr thank god i'm away from that bullshit

    but OP funny as s*** wtf

  • Dec 1, 2020
    Soo Diff

    Yeah my ex girlfriend.

    wow he jus like me

  • Dec 1, 2020
    Fire Lord

    Bro imagine looking out your window and seeing a b**** with no umbrella tryna pile up and burn the gifts and s*** you gave her

    It’s raining b**** how you gonna start a fire

  • Dec 1, 2020
    emo genghis khan

    man detailed me how he destroyed some guys and cut their wrists then he said "they kinda looked like you"

    He destroyed other men

  • Dec 1, 2020

    out

  • Dec 1, 2020
    Fire Lord

    My ex
    Legit seen her do some crackhead s***

    Break a CD in half and start cutting herself violently and then sending me pics and videos of her wrist

    She once walked like 2-3 miles in the rain (was raining hard af that day) to drop off/burn the gifts I gave her throughout our relationship in front of my house lmao

    Yoooo she used to be bugging bro I got stories for days 🤦🏽

  • Dec 1, 2020
    emo genghis khan

    man detailed me how he destroyed some guys and cut their wrists then he said "they kinda looked like you"

    I'd of hit him with that "damn that's crazy" and dipped

  • Dec 1, 2020
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    A girl I was seeing who was fresh out of a relationship used to lure me to having s***with her only to emasculate me while we're at it

  • Dec 2, 2020
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    wusgood

    I work for an ambulance company we get those every week. Most of them aren’t that bad, jus say a bunch of weird s***. Craziest person i took was this one lady who kept begging me to f*** her

    shawty was beggin you to stick it in!

  • Dec 2, 2020
    Fire Lord

    Bro imagine looking out your window and seeing a b**** with no umbrella tryna pile up and burn the gifts and s*** you gave her

    It’s raining b**** how you gonna start a fire

    Your name and that last sentence got me rolling

  • Dec 2, 2020
    ovodante

    met this guy that shuffled albums, does that count

    Damn I feel attacked

  • Dec 2, 2020

    My gotdamn baby mama

  • Dec 2, 2020
    Fire Lord

    My ex
    Legit seen her do some crackhead s***

    Break a CD in half and start cutting herself violently and then sending me pics and videos of her wrist

    She once walked like 2-3 miles in the rain (was raining hard af that day) to drop off/burn the gifts I gave her throughout our relationship in front of my house lmao

    Yoooo she used to be bugging bro I got stories for days 🤦🏽

  • Dec 2, 2020
    Reawakened

    shawty was beggin you to stick it in!

    i was like sorry maam lol

  • Dec 2, 2020
    Fire Lord

    Bro imagine looking out your window and seeing a b**** with no umbrella tryna pile up and burn the gifts and s*** you gave her

    It’s raining b**** how you gonna start a fire

    Username to post

  • Dec 2, 2020
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    Reawakened

    I remember when I worked at Lowes’s for a bit, this one customer def had a narcissistic personality. I asked dude to let me know if he needed help looking for anything, and buddy was like “You should be asking me if YOU need help looking for anything”. I just looked dude in the face like if he was serious, and was deadass serious lol. S*** was unnecessary. Share your run-ins though

    I would’ve laughed while walking away. You sure he wasn’t a comedian??

  • Dec 2, 2020
    Reawakened

    Destroyed some guys? Hell that mean lol

    Mario Judah has been found

  • Dec 2, 2020
    WanChiefRocka

    A girl I was seeing who was fresh out of a relationship used to lure me to having s***with her only to emasculate me while we're at it

    Met this exchange student at the club one night. She ended up coming over and the whole time we’re having s***she start slapping me in the face. Like the first few times it was like “shit I’ll roll with it” but she kept trying that s***.

    Was literally like that scene in rush hour when Chris tucker getting kicked in the face over and over.

    Low key was probably some racist s*** tbh

  • Dec 2, 2020

    Just looked up the definition of psychopath and I'm kind of a benevolent psychopath, if such a thing exists

  • Dec 2, 2020
    WanChiefRocka

    A girl I was seeing who was fresh out of a relationship used to lure me to having s***with her only to emasculate me while we're at it

  • Dec 2, 2020
    LandoTHELOST

    I would’ve laughed while walking away. You sure he wasn’t a comedian??

    To this day, got no clue if he was being serious but I deadass think he was. Dude never said “I’m just kidding” or whatever

  • Dec 2, 2020

    Ain’t no run-ins, I just walk-up im supposed to be scared of you cuz you got childhood trauma + are socially awkward round girls?

    Mf I’ll curb stomp ya face in B****

  • Dec 2, 2020
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    S*** I just realized I’m the psychopath lmaooo