I’m sitting here on the couch and without any conscious realization, pulled down my pants and draws and just started smacking my ass. First ill do lil beats, like the grindin beat, and then speed it up and then slow it down like that scene in Whiplash. Ill jiggle it too absentmindedly, just be laying on my side and grabbing a handfull of my cheek and shaking it. Do other people do this?

Yup

Sure

Yeah I be palming my s*** lol like damn i gotta be careful with all this meat, not on no gay s*** ofc but sheesh lmao