My b homie

Don’t bring me back to this devastating time

Girl came through to Netflix n chill with me…. Bruh……… we smoked n watched a movie… besides cuddling n s*** nothing happened. Then she went to work….

Bruh

She came back AFTER work and watched ANOTHER movie nah nigga not movie… SCARY movie and I STILL didn’t make a move

That day needed to happen in my origin story though because I never let an opportunity pass me again

Yeah, first time I saw Django was at this chicks crib. S*** was epic. I was so smacked and into the movie I didn’t think about it. Next time I came through she ripped my clothes off at the door lmao

EXACTLY!

Yes

Sometimes niggas just be kicking it

i mean she said "what are you doing" when i tried to approach her so i just watched the movie

Yeah, me n my uncle do it all the time

Homiesexuals

Anything really

ya =/

f***

yes. i got 2 high and f***ed up

Niggas-me

You mean like... have friends that are women come over and not sleep with them? I mean...yes?

Yeah it happens

Thats not what netflix and chill means

Aces be like

why is this so universal

yeah this girl made me watch rocky horror picture show with her while I laid on her ass.

Are people actually asking "you tryna netflix and chill?" If you just wanna smash why tf you don't just say that? Niggas halfway through Happy Feet trying to subtly hint they want some head and s***

that's tuff bro