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I took an Uber to the mall to practice cold approaching.

I'm walking around talking to a few females and get a call,

my card must've fallen out of my pocket when I took out my phone. I didn't notice it missing till I got home and didn't report it either, because it wasn't the card I pay bills with. last week, I received an email about an overdraft, I check the balance some mf ran it down from 600 to -20.

Now the car I pay actualy shii with, I load cash onto my prepaid card to cover rent and utilities. So I put bread on the car in January for February's rent,

I go the ATM it just keep getting error when I try and withdraw I call the bank, I learned they had shut down and talking to customer service man he claimed they been sending warnings about it since November I argue him (He wasn't lying I checked I just dont open their emails)

they mailed a check to my address problem is I aint lived in that addy in nearly 4 years so I get that check cancelled, and they sending one to my place and now its been 8 days since and still no mf check

The Universe is playing a joke on me all I get are W's and wanted me to catcha big L and make me look stupid out here,

Bro mad women like me

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$30 cashapp to whoever read that s***

This s*** so long there's an ad in the middle

When I do threads I usually summarize and edit it within a minute this just took longer for obvious reasons

probably revenge on you for molesting that woman on that plane

All the timr

always hilarious seeing unhinged right wingers in politics sxn come into life and post s*** like this

I took an Uber to the mall to practice cold approaching.

How do you justify breathing

I cracked my root canal after taking my final exam once

-dumb ass named after demoralized radicals bombings themselves in sand dunes

Stop being a compulsive liar @op

Sometimes youre just on a streak
Happens from time to time

Lmfaooo barritas are so fire

The pineapple ones

PSA

@op molests women

ktt2.com/yall-ever-coddled-with-someone-on-the-plane-32563694

read the first half can i get 15

I had my license plate stolen, pipes leaking in my house, a gnat infestation, heater stopped working, a flat tire, a failed emissions test, strep throat, and mucus clogging up my throat all in a span of 2 and a half weeks(including during Christmas season and New Years).

But everything ended up working out great and I have none of those issues now

on god

When it rains it pours fam

Nah. All my Ls are a direct course of my own immoral or ignorant actions or inactions.

Excusez???