They have their full reg bed all pristine and have a seperate blanket they use, so they just sleep on top of their forever made bed without actually using like 80 percent of the bed

You got me there, alright.

utterly unhinged behavior. i condemn it

you strayed from the path and yet still returned and we welcome you with open arms

This man is taking Saint Patrick's Day to another level. Respectable.

Like who u tryna impress at that point n why at such extreme cost

Thank you, sir! These users keep assuming that this is someone's gimmick account or david p | rhyming rhino | or an ai bot, but over in reality: I am an authentic user who does live in the mountains.

Dude do be living in mountain

okay well idk bout that mountain s*** but it doesn't matter either way u been cool so far

no way

I make my bed every morning right after I wake up. Can't operate otherwise.

It takes like 3 min. Imagine not making your bed

No joke!

where at? (roughly, if you feel comfortable sharing) looks real pretty

I do it up a bit but nothing too crazy

Although not super comfortable revealing the exact state, it is one that is located in the Appalachian Mountains!

love me some mountains man i grew up right next to the Sandia mountains and spent most of my time on the western half of the US which is chock full of mountains and ppl out east mostly missing out on mountains! but the Appalachian mountains are spectacular that's awesome u got such a nice spot there :)

i never do

i dont really get what it really adds lol

i will like retuck in the corners of my sheets tho nearly every night bc i dont like t when my sheets kinda crinkly underneath me lol
like they need to lay super flat or it feels annoying

How? I sleep great and my bed is always made

What you mean not using 80% of the bed? It's not like I sleep in the corner.

King

Holy s***, no way? So you're over on the west but still around the mountains (which is really based). Brother that's also on somewhat untapped territory which is cool. Would be super fun to go offroading in MOAB or some of that area too (actually do it as a hobby near me). Good s*** otherwise, living here is super peaceful. Nothing like being able to just escape the noise and chaos of a city. Although it is true Mountain folk are crazy, lol!

I’m the bedroom bandit

making yo bed is the first W u can give ya self inna day i’ll tel u that straight up on my momma💯

You skipped over the dishes part tho. Know you don’t wash your dishes either. Ol’ rancid smelling ass nigga