Ahhh okay that makes sense then

In that case, peanut butter sandwiches are the way to go my boy

Fatty

Ewwww this a THOT97 ass breakfast man

looks good but the jam needs more color dude, it really looks a lil messed up

With a spatula, shimmy it under the omelette and with a swift motion flip it

I'm not even gonna hate its definitely better than your old s*** when you was eating play doh it's only up from here.

Snapped tbh

Telling another man he put in work

Cut them onions smaller tho them s***s chunky son

And looking scrumptious

Deadass 😂😂😂

Ain't no way ain't no f***in way

How tall are you?

skinny niggas we out here

u petite

twitter is basically the development of forumming tbh

I use skinny syrup

KING

Snapchat stories type threads

looking good, keep practicing those knife skills king! try a finer dice on the vegetables and use lower heat next time, eggs look a lil rubbery

I’m from Edison, NJ do you really want smoke shawty?

My supervisor said “you got a small frame”

I don’t know what it is about this sentence but it’s hilarious

You didn’t toast the bread

intermittent fasting?

As I proceed to make scrambled eggs and bacon for the 50th time