Whatever happen to them people. I remember high school classmates were posting that and it had like thousands of shares and likes.

Do they not feel remedial 4 years later, with 5G towers clearly still up? I don't understand how you could be so stupid someone please help understand

This is you, OP.

this better be used as someones cover art for their chop n screwed soundcloud remix tape

I enjoy a nice, frothy glass of raw, unpasteurized cows milk straight from the udder

flouride has kinda come back as the thing lately

i lowkey been feelin a lil more ed the more them towers went up

the newgen conspiracy theorists really showed their ass with the 5g microchip vaccine s***. amateur hour.

When Biden got elected my mom called me like on the verge of tears telling me to be prepared cuz s***s gonna get real and China could takeover

Still think about her saying that, might bring it up at our family get together today

Someone made this in their human life

Need a 5G hotspot planted in my head so I can get a cell signal when I go hiking

F***ing lost it at “A L U M I N U M” and “FlUoRIDe” using Microsoft word ass templates

do it

A good conspiracy shouldn’t be automatically disproved when nothing happens five years from now

A good conspiracy should be specific enough to remember it but foggy enough to be able to say “See ?” every time something happens

JFK (1991)

Bro was in high school during covid

I was a brown ass man already outta college for over half a decade

Yall young as s***

Edit: I meant grown but s*** is funny so I’ll leave it

I assume you meant “grown ass man” but “brown ass man” made me laugh so hard 😂

Yes, my homie reminds me every so often

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.

I recently discovered my grandfather I never met built a pyramid in the house, saw UFOs and believed in Bigfoot and I really wish I could’ve met him

Had to track the growth of this s*** for a client because they would start to get threats and it would cause them to have to put a project on pause for months.

I thought initially that this came from like backwoods anti govt folks, but the most predictive data point for threats was if a suburban community facebook page was started.

Most of the noise was literally from bored wine moms.

God f***ing s*** this almost happened 5 years ago

I just realized that

Bro went Sammy Sosa post covid

Looks like a Christ Dillinger single cover art

Yeah I meant gown lmao f***