bro i used to play the s*** out of the original version

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This is the most interesting timeline tbh.

Campers: Go-Kart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. Go-Kart races sing this song, oh-doo-da-day.
Raj: Oh-a-do-da-day.
Lazlo: Oh-a-do-da-day.
Clam: Da-day.
Campers: Go-Kart races sing this song, oh-do-da-
Lumpus: Will you can it with the singing!?
Slinkman: Sir, they're just excited about building their own go-karts for the big annual race.
Lazlo: Go-kart!
(Lumpus looks behind)
Chip: Races.
Skip: Sing this song.
Campers: Do-da, Do-da. Go-Kart races sing this song, oh-doo-
Lumpus: That does it!? Since that tavern knucklehead quiet around are having trouble shutting their traps. The Budget for go-kart part shop is suddenly shrunk. This year instead of fifty dollars per supplies, each cabin will receive five.
(Campers dissatisfied with the change)
Lazlo: Aw man, five dollars.
Slinkman: Sir, that doesn't seem enough to buy parts to build the go-kart.
Lumpus: You'll be surprised what can be done when you put a little thought into its Slinkman.
Lazlo: Woooooo-hoo hoo! Five dollars!
Lumpus: Hold down the fort Slinkman. I am off to the salon to get my antler wax.
Slinkman: Sir, are you sure you won't reconsider letting them spend more money?
Lumpus: Slinkman, get yourself a hobby.
(Bus door closes)
Slinkman: I do have a hobby.
Dave: I can't believe we only get five dollars.
Ping Pong: Yeah, what a rip off.
Edward: Now where are we gonna find go kart parts in this town? Hmm.
Skip: What about there? Uh.
Chip: Cheap-o go-cart parts, when the camp paying for.
Skip: It.
Chip: Is a tight wad.
Edward: Hey! How about there? Deluxe go-cart parts, when mom and dad are unknowingly paying for it. That's for me, I got a charge card.
Chip: I wonder if Lazlo found a good place to buy parts.
(Lazlo playing on a race car)
Raj: Okay Lazlo. My turn!
Clam: My turn! My turn! My turn!
(Slinkman sleeps while dreaming about being a race car driver)
Slinkman: Thank you slink mobile.
Lazlo: Mr. Slinkman?
(Slinkman wakes up in confused)
Slinkman: Huh brah? Oh, it just you. Where's your go-kart supplies?
Lazlo: Um. Well, we were riding on this really fun race car.
Clam: Race car! Race car! Race car!
(Slinkman excited after hearing)
Slinkman: You mean that you actually got to drive a race car?
Lazlo: Well, sort of, but you see.
Raj: It was very expensive.
Slinkman: Does it have a fueling injector?
Raj: Yes. I think it had one of those.
Slinkman: And competition racing tires!?
Lazlo: Yeah, it did have one of those.
Slinkman: How much do you need!?
Lazlo: Uhhhh, fivety dollars?
Slinkman: Oh well uh. Okay, I guess fivety dollars is pretty cheap for a high-performance go-kart.
Lazlo, Raj and Clam: Thank you Mr. Slinkman!
(The Jelly Bean trio went back to played race car again)
Lazlo: Yeeeee!! Haha!
Raj: Oh yah! Oh yah!
Clam: Again, again, again!
Lazlo: We can't, we spend all our money!
(Raj is shocked after hearing all fifty dollars was used)
Raj: We spend all fifty dollars!?
Lazlo: Yep!
Raj: Oh, mother of chutney. This is very bad.
Lazlo: Why? We will just ask Slinkman for more money.
Raj: Lazlo, I do not think Mr. Slinkman gave us that money to ride in a race car. He gave us that money to purchase a race car!
(Lazlo is then realized)
Lazlo: Uh oh.
(Scene cut back to campers with go-kart supplies)
Skip: How did you guys do?
Samson: I got uh, steering wheel.
Dave: We got a couple of flat tires.
Skip: I got this, um, greasy thing.
Samson: Well maybe we can reuse some parts from last years go-kart.
Edward: Step aside racing fans. The trophy winner is coming through!
Slinkman: You need fifty more dollars?
(Lazlo, Raj and Clam nods)
Slinkman: Oh. But it'll be all worth it when I see my loyal bean scouts speeding down the track in their high-performance go-kart. Right?
Lazlo: Okay guys, this is serious.
Raj: Very serious.
Lazlo: We got to buckle down and show some discipline!
Raj and Clam: Yes sir!
(The Jelly bean trio went back riding race car again)
Slinkman: You are in serious bigness trouble now.
Raj: We are very sorry we've been so shamed.
Clam: Sorry.
Slinkman: (sighs) Alright, get on the bus.
Lazlo: You know, I think we can still make a car if we just have a little more-
(Bus door closes and slams at Jelly bean trio along with the scene turns back into Camp Kidney)
Lumpus: Well Slinkman what do you think? Oo, smooth as the baby's bottom.
Slinkman: Slick sir.
Lumpus: Why so low in a log pile Slinkman? Your scouts are all happily and joyfully building their doodad dingling go-kart things. They look like Santa elves.
Samson: One more piece and she's ready!
(Samson attached the steering wheel causing the wheels and door to fall apart)
Lazlo: Look at everyone working. I wish we had a car to work on. You know, worse part is we let Slinkman down.
Raj: I don't think I ever see him looks so low.
Clam: So low stinko.
Lazlo: I am too down to be upright.
(The sadden trio slides down off the roof)
Edward: Gee fellas, you look a little down. I brought you a little something to cheer you up, you can put it with all the loser trophies.
(Back inside Jelly cabin looking at all trophies)
Lazlo: Look at those tribute to loser dumb.
Lazlo: But we are not losers.
Raj: We are not?
Clam: Not losers.
Lazlo: No. In fact, we owe to Slinkman to show just how much we dare to be great.
(Clam jumping on the bed while moving towards Raj's bed)
Clam: Dare to be great. Dare to be great. Hey!
Raj: Clam, but it is too close to my bed again.
Clam: Dare to be great.
(Clam's bed hits Raj's bed)
Raj: Clam! Back off. I am wanting you- I said back off!
(Raj kicks Clam's bed in tremendous force causing it to go out Jelly Cabin in full speed)
Clam: Wooooooo!! Oh yeah!!
Raj: Wow, those kick boxing lesson really paid off.
Lazlo: Raj, do you still have the key to the mess hall kitchen?
Raj: Why, are we gonna eat?
Lazlo: We said we are going to win Slinkman a trophy. We gonna win him for a trophy.
Lumpus: Alright scouts. Welcome to the whatever annual go-kart race.
Slinkman: Samson checked. Edward checked. Jelly cabin, you have a go-kart entry?
Lazlo: Not just a go-kart, a magical machine.
Clam: Magical!
Lazlo: Care for a peek? Tada!
(removes the cover)
Slinkman: A bed with steering wheel?
Lazlo: Oh, it much more than that if it had the right driver.
Slinkman: Well good luck. Who's gonna be the poor sucker to drive that heap of garbage.
Lazlo: Well we were thinking. Perhaps, you would be!
(Slinkman is surprised and turns back)
Slinkman: For me? I've never been a race car driver before. I be honored.
Lumpus: Okay scouts. Everyone in the starting line and wait for my official scoutmaster signal... Then go.
(Edward drives off in tremendous speed producing smoke and dust causing everyone to cough then followed by others)
Raj: Mr. Slinkman, you can drive the car now.
Slinkman: Oh yeah, right. Oh, this is so exciting!
(Slinkman shift gears and drive off)
Chip: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(Slinkman feels anxious with the speed)
Lazlo: Slinkman, I have an idea. Why don't we try catching up with other karts.
Raj: I don't think we are catching up.
(Scene cut forward at curved road with Campers trying to catch up while avoid fall off the cliff)
Skip: Woohooo!!
(Chip drives off the cliff)
Lazlo: Slinkman, do you want to win a trophy?
Slinkman: I do want to win a trophy.
Lazlo: Do you want to be a race kart driver?
Slinkman: I do so want to be a race kart driver.
Lazlo: Well, we are not gonna do it going five miles an hour. Raj, pull out the secret weapon.
Raj: One secret weapon coming up.
Slinkman: What secret weapon?
Clam: Soda, very fast.
Slinkman: Soda.
Lazlo: Pop the top Slinkman! Let's win ourselves a trophy.
Slinkman: Buckle up boys! Slinkman is at the wheels.
(pulls out the secret weapon causing the bed to speed up fast)
Slinkman: Hahahaha! I am a race kart driver! Woooooo!
Skip: Yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah!
(The bed went past them fast causing them to go spinning and have their clothes torn apart)
Lazlo: Hello! Good to see ya, just winning a race here.
(The Jelly bean trio and Slinkman are catching up Edward)
Lazlo: It's Edward!
Raj: We are winning on him!
Lazlo: Hi Edward! Nice day but we are winning trophy here.
(Edward is splashed by Soda and irritated)
Lazlo: Hey you guys! Look!
Lazlo and Slinkman: The finish line!
Slinkman: We're winning! We're winning! We're winning! We're winning! We're winning! (Nervous laugh) We're really are... We're winning. We uh, winning.
Raj: Uh oh. Bad news. We are all out of diet petrol.
Edward: See you around, losers! Look who's winning the trophy now! (laughs)
Clam: Push!
(The Jelly trio and Slinkman pushes the bed to finish line and followed by other campers)
Edward: Thank you. Thank you.
Lumpus: And the winner is. Edward, here you go.
Edward: Thank you ever so much your majesty.
Lumpus: Whatever.
Edward: I love myself!
Lazlo: Slinkman, you were an awesome race kart driver.
Slinkman: Yeah, but we didn't win.
Lumpus: Uh humph! For valor, courage and uhm, carbonation. I presented you Jelly cabin, uh. Middle place.
Slinkman: Wow, a trophy. You guys sure are lucky.
Lazlo: It's your Slinkman! You drove.
(Slinkman is surprised)
Clam: Fast driver!
(Edward is upset after seeing the trophy)
Edward: Hey! What's the big idea? Your trophy can't be bigger than mine. It's just a lame middle place trophy. I got first place!
Skip: Wow, gee. What are we gonna do with it?
(Edward is dissatisfied after seeing Chip and Skip got the bigger trophy)
Chip: Maybe we can bathe in it.
Skip: But we don't bathe.
Edward: Aaaaahh yah!
(Edward threw the trophy and jumping on it)
Edward: It's not fair! Aaaah! Aaaah!

more washed than clean dishes

AI hate is like autotune hate in the 2009

Jay-Z next single will be called D.O.A. 2 (Death Of AI)

in 5 years niggas will call Ye an innovator for using it now.

Let the GOAT cook.

lol ?

Ye not having "industry backing" is much less important on his relevance than the fact that he is a HORRIBLE ARTIST now

Quality of music has nothing to do with it.

I think if he still made good music he would be a lot more relevant dont you

Highs and Lows out soon.

Bully out sooner.

Bully.

lmao this is crazy. nonzero chance this is where they got the sample

Instant classic I’m afraid

Industry backing has to do with promo, marketing, etc., not quality. That's what I was focusing on.

Wayne dropped a solid project with 2Chainz and it "flopped" by mainstream standards. Wayne is another artist who's not as promoted by the industry as he used to be and he's not even Indie.

He just isn't that marketed by them anymore and has lost mainstream hype as a result.

That said, V1 was a successful album despite being Indie and just an okay album.

Ye's also a legacy act now so he's not going to get the same hype as a 2010's/2020's rapper. But Bully could at the very least get more hype than Lil Baby's album with a proper rollout.

John Cunningham flipped the sample so if he’s on KTT then maybe

If you told me back in 2021 that Drake, Kanye, and J Cole would be the most hated rappers on KTT2, I'd laugh it off cause they were getting glazed more than Krisky Kreme back then.

Very interesting timeline. Not saying they don't deserve criticism but s*** gets excessive sometimes.

V1 was mbdtf compared to whatever the hell came afterwards

Agree with that.

V2 should've been vaulted or been just a demo tape like Donda 2.

Worst music video I’ve ever watched

Ai has its uses but trying to insert it in everything like autotune can be stifling for visuals where you have this weird video that Ye cant physically be in lol

What youre saying kind of applies to its vocal use though

these idiots will share everything to get their clout. not even mentioning ai . f*** them

celtics shaq

God damn this guy fell off

*depressing

ai dogshit