?
I told her to drive over in yo new whip
bring some friends you cool with
I'ma bring the cool whip
then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick so we get our grind on
She be grabbin, callin me Biggie like Shyne hom
No complaints on my behalf
Big night ahead, boys.
Wife just told me she’s heading out on a date with her boyfriend, which can only mean one thing: uninterrupted Nintendo Switch time 😌🎮
No “can you pause it?”, no “we need to talk,” no losing the TV mid-boss fight. Just me, my backlog of games, and the sweet sound of freedom (and maybe some snacks she said I shouldn’t eat).
Honestly, I hope they have a great time. Like… take your time. Dessert, a walk, maybe a second drink? Don’t rush on my account. I’ve got kingdoms to save and absolutely zero interruptions planned.
Marriage is all about balance ❤️
Checking in yall. Let’s do this damn thing! 😂

Cankles looking like honey baked yams 👅


my cousin who works at GAMMA just sent me this?
THE ALBUM IS IN GOOD HANDS 😀😀
Is the feeling back tonight?
crop of the century
She still bitter over that phone call
blandie