Yak ate that up im afraid

bro crazy

me to kanye

What up slime

fast food, social media and p*** addiction probably did more damage to kanye than d**** and meds

Monster

i’ve always loved kanye west. he’s been my favorite rapper ever since i first heard stronger when i was 6 years old. his music has always been there, but my favorite album of his has always been MBDTF; however, i’ve never owned it. i remember going to a yard sale last week, and i saw a pile of used cd’s, shining through the pile, was a piercing crimson cd sleeve. “no way….” i said, as i leaned towards the red digipak staring at me. oh my god, there it was! a used copy of MBDTF at a yard sale. when i asked the woman at the yard sale how much it would cost, she told me to take it for free. she mentioned it was her son’s favorite album before he passed away last fall.

when i got home, i was ready to finally play the album. i was pretty sad bc of the woman’s son, but i loved kanye and i got my favorite album by him physically; so not much else mattered. i put the cd on my laptop and pressed play. strangely enough, the cd started on monster. i thought it was pretty strange, but thats a banger so who really cares? i was rapping along, when suddenly. this image appeared on my screen.

“EVERYBODY KNOWS IM A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER” my laptop speakers roared, my ears began to bleed.

“AGGGGGHHHHH!!!” i went, screaming from the pain. i quickly took the cd out of my laptop, and threw it against the wall. i knew it had a dark energy. i knew it was haunting me. when i calmed down, i decided to log onto my most favorite website ever, ktt2. i soon began downloading new kanye west leaks from his forthcoming collab album “Y$”. however, when i downloaded the snippet for everybody, the opening track, i noticed something…. odd.

It wasn’t everybody.

It was Monster.

!dream fruity drake laughing with Taylor swift

sold a brick to cop ye west tickets

Wrong Drake

Scammed sby in downtown Chicago to buy tix

Give Oward his 2K back man

i dropped out of college because of ye. i can’t wait for vultures tonight at midnight

!dream fruity drake (the rapper) laughing with Taylor swift

masterpiece

im just tryna fuk sumn

right

now

S/o all the twin peaks fans itt

!dream db cooper found

kanye

Dinner with Orangutan or get eaten alive by 1000 tarantulas

spider p***