Raising him won’t change your life, only his. How would you raise this child to give it a better life than the one you have?

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Dump him off on rich people.

Run away and get a new identity

Try to put him in a position where he doesn't have to learn things the hard way

Be in his life unlike my dad

Strap small 1 pound weights to his arms and ankles until he turns 1, steadily increasing the amount until he turns 10

Slowly and safely inoculate him with multiple diseases so he builds an immunity. Im talkin whooping cough, influenza , anything i can get my hands on

Strictly use shea butter and other sensitive hair products so he can develop luscious locs. No cantu!

Give him to my ma cause she did a crazy good job with me

having children at 21

this hypothetical is flawed bc even if it is me, he's not gonna grow up to be me. in reality it'd be almost the same (if not the exact same) as just having a kid normally

Nigga took the long way to askin how we gon raise our kids

Lmaoo I’d drop that jit off at child services

Giving him to my parents, my mother always wanted a 3rd child. They raised me better than I could raise a child right now in my life

ok dis death stranding

Like @FrostyFlakez said, f*** that kid.

tf lmao that child is going to fail very very hard at getting a better life.

Basically

treat him with care and don't let no one drop him on his head

definitely putting him on the steps of a fire department and never looking back, f*** that. I really have zero desire for children

Ya avi made me think about being a kid again

classic disney movie