panicking

Exile Jay Z

Exporting all white people

Add Twigs to the royal bathing harem

Executing communists

everyone else is lying they would also go full panickan skywalker

Conquer Mexico and Canada in my domain.

Make it national free large Slurpee day

Request Zendaya or Zazie as my queen.

i'd force chick fil a to stay open on sundays

"but my religion, your maj-"

give me my f***ing nuggets nigga

you'd have to lure tom holland into the country with tea and crumpets and throw him in a dungeon or something

Immediately disband or sabotage NATO, IMF, World Bank, OAS etc.

Then when the damage is done, immediately balkanize the US after giving away all of the US nukes away to Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Bolivia, Iran, Palestine, DPRK and Ethiopia and releasing all government records.

And Satan too amirite

The great satan already has nukes

Sure buddy

first? first thing id do is make a harem. i always wanted a harem. not even to smash jus so niggas will be like damn that nigga got ALL the b****es

Detonating the nukes and speed running our demise

Requesting all the most classified files, figure out whats really going on first and foremost

Firing KTT2 user CrippledGod into the sun for crimes against HOV

Heading to the money machine and righting some wrongs for my niggas.

who'd be in your harem

gimme a top 5