im buying ALL the bitcoin

I'm single handedly stopping the industrial revolution

Tell my parents to invest in Amazon. And make sure they still have the same amount of kids so I’m still born lol.

lmfao

talk to her

only right answer

I'm travelling back in time to give younger me a slap upside the head

making sure infinity ward doesnt nerf the akimbo model 1887s in mw2 :)

u can do that right now

Nah I fw current me

changing some big historical event sounds too risky so i’d probably just change something that affects my personal life selfish ik

this too though

Give Christopher Columbus the directions to Antarctica

misguide the european ships

i'd created ktt instead of Scott

Change how I interacted in college

can i bring anything?

let's say I can

I'm going back to the 1700's with G63, all black everything. I pull up to the stables while rolling down my windows. i have Best Friends by Young Thug playing super loud with the bass on +10.
I get out the whip, everyone looking at me. I head into the pub, order a beer, pick up some b****es without getting shot by the town sheriff. i take her back to my car, we drive out to the nearest lake. we f*** to frank ocean playing in the backseats and sunroof open. what do i change exactly? I change the minds of a small town who goes stir crazy years later after seeing what they saw. they become mentally ill. new scientists study them and determine mental illness is indeed environmentally induced. mental illness is now completely rare.
i come back to the present.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predestination_(film))

“ Therefore, Jane, John, and their baby are the same person, revealing a predestination paradox.”

I’d travel back in time to duff Christopher Columbus on the streets of Portugal with these BIPOC hands.

Mf wanna get involved in the spice trade? How bout you catch this spicy left hook to your fragile European jawline.

Is that movie any good? The plot sounds crazy

I'd go back to the Mesozoic era and yell to the dinosaurs about the meteor coming but then just get eaten because they don't understand me.

Go back to yesterday and convince myself to not get that nasty ass chicken sandwich I had for lunch

I'd go back further and warn about the Arabs