Like you're on the urinal, and you're trying to see if you can finish faster than the other guy?

I ain't talking Jay's when I say I'm undefeated.

I already know y'all gonna post my avy.

I can’t lie, never

The bathroom is not an experience I rush, or play games with. It’s sanctuary at times. And deserves to be treated as such.

bro is playing ranked potty time

I get piss mogged constantly

Old dudes piss for like 3 seconds and dip no one’s beating a bathroom boomer

No

I take my time till every last drip is out

Bro playing Formula Number One

All the time. I like to throw a few jabs and kicks like Road Rash to make the race more competitive. Creates a splash zone hazard though.

road rash on sega genesis

I haven’t been in a public restroom with another person in months

yea the loser get his ass squeezed
i always lose 🤭

Miss that video game
What was the name?

If somebody is pooping and sounds like they’re wrapping up I try to finish quick so I don’t have to wash my hands after them

Classic game wow

Snowboy would've had an appropriate response for this thread

not the telling a bunch of dudes to kill themselves bit obv, long live OP

worried bout how fast pih come out another man dih is crazy

No

But if he beats you out of the stall, then he'll probably get to the paper before you

How you gonna be your own boss if you can't even pee quicker than the next man? Im tryna pee quickly and get to the cash, that's the American Stream

Not that I can recall

I tried once and ended up in the hospital

you ever had a what with whom where?????

No one has ever stream mogged me and never will

This is fair

Also if I heard them drop a nuke, I prefer to spare them from the embarrassment of seeing another human afterwords