Like you gotta take a second to process the tossing of the turd?

Tell me I’m not alone on this

i wish tbh nowadays all i got is beer s***s

Rarely

No but I've taken a dump that made me feel like I've slept for 12 hours

Whenever I s*** out a log, I always try and check how heavy it is. The difference in texture/color when you take it out of water is actually crazy. I wash my hands thoroughly afterwards with hand soap because it is disgusting to do, but it satisfies some curiosity for me.

Man

First off, let's talk about the sheer relief, the heavenly release you feel when you're finally on that porcelain throne. I mean, come on, people, that sensation of unloading the burden, the pressure, the sheer weight of existence, it's like taking off a backpack filled with bricks after a long hike through the Sahara desert. It's a goddamn liberation!
And let's not forget the physical benefits, alright? Pooping is like your body's way of detoxifying, a natural cleanse that's better than any of those trendy juice diets or herbal teas. Your digestive system's like, "Yo, we're done with this crap, time to get rid of it!" It's a frickin' reset button for your insides, a flush of all the junk that's been hangin' around like a freeloader at a party.
Now, I know what you're wondering, "are there mental benefits to pooping too?" Hell yes, there are! Think about it, it's like a mini-vacation from the chaos of life. You're in your bathroom sanctuary, away from the noise, the stress, and the constant demands of the world. It's a quiet moment of reflection, a chance to ponder life's mysteries, like why the hell do they make shoelaces so damn long?

But here's the real kicker, folks, the pièce de résistance: pooping is democratic as hell! It doesn't care if you're rich, poor, famous, or just your average Joe. We all gotta poop, no exceptions! It's the great equalizer, the one thing that unites us all, 'cause when nature calls, there's no VIP pass, no special treatment. It's you, your gut, and the call of the wild!

So, my friends, let's raise a toilet paper roll to the unsung hero of our lives, the mighty poop. Let's embrace the joy of release, the thrill of cleansing, and the simple pleasures of those moments of solitude. Pooping, you magnificent son of a gun, you deserve a standing ovation!

You know you’ve done a great job when the s*** wouldn’t even flush

!dream Whenever I s*** out a log, I always try and check how heavy it is. The difference in texture/color when you take it out of water is actually crazy. I wash my hands thoroughly afterwards with hand soap because it is disgusting to do, but it satisfies some curiosity for me.

In my mind it's a no brainer

It's way more than "a little" soap and water first of all. I'm not gonna have time to f***ing dry off and s*** if it's that bad that i actually need to stop showering to poop. Water is gonna get all over the floor and toilet.

You're acting like it's gonna kill you if you hold it. People ITT are making it out like i'm f***ing eating it or something. I just throw that s*** in the toilet, wash my hands thoroughly, then go back to my shower without having to have made a mess to clean up. Man the f*** up lmao

When I take a s*** I want it out of my sight as soon as possible

When you clog the toilet and feel accomplished

This a copypasta right?

There’s an lsa thread where they’re just talking about taking massive s***s. Wasn’t expecting it but I guess niggas and b****es really do think the same these days

s*** too hard got s*** on muh d***

ok dis chat gpt

change ur name

a good toilet session is better than s*x

We need to make a s*** thread.

death grips avi

Nothing makes me feel more like a man than letting loose a gnarly growler in the office bathroom and clogging the toilet so bad it requires emergency maintenance on the stall. It asserts my dominance and let's the floor know that it's a real s***ter in the office. It fills the men with fear and envy as they wrestle with their inadequacy. It fills the women with an insatiable lust that leaves them hyperventilating and discharging in their panties.