F*** no

My firm owns a giant vacation resort they use for training/getaways

I took a notepad from the room once, they charged me for it in my next paycheck

They’re not letting you get away with ANYTHING

they're fine giving us 24/7 free food and snacks but pull something like that lol

I used to steal s*** from La fitness when i was a janitor all the time.
I got foam rollers, cleaning s***, when people left resistance bands and s*** for over a month or 2 I’d nab them s***s. I also robbed them of time cause I’d spend literally 75% of my shift playing basketball. S*** was wild idk how they though hiring me would be smart.

Did u roll out in that b**** or stuff it in ya pocket??

Where u work

??

i borrowed thousands of dollars from my first job. got a free Macbook Pro and several brand new iPhones to flip for cash

Squilliam I’m surprised at you

Why I think this was Mike Dean

i remember being told 70-80% of theft comes from workers inside all jobs lol

stole nuggets constantly at Wendy’s

real.

damn

every job i be at i make sure to get free s*** always

Brb boutta ip trace, snitch on you and simultaneously give em my resume. Thanks!

King s***

I stole a pair of headphones at this retail job i worked at, was so worth it

No but i went on a different floor than the one I worked on just to check out their vending machine selection(on a weekend, place was close to empty) and had the CEO (of Morgan Stanley) on one of my supervisor's ass! She came to question me about it at my desk, i was nervous af but i could see even she was sweating bullets lmao asking me 100 different questions, even asking me to snitch on who else was there (i didnt). I was like... A nigga just wanted some flaming cheetos, CHILL! They must of thought i was stealing data/trade secrets or some s*** 😂😂