2 fights then a main event
What’s the card look like dog

Stone Cold vs. Drake

This is barely what I asked

Kane vs Gucci mane

I hate it here

John Cena vs Drake

cena vs cena

Drake against all spear users so his fake abs can protect him on some Bret Hart/Goldberg s***

Obviously Waka Flocka will be involved, potentially in an Undertaker-type role involving a leather trenchcoat and wide brimmed hat

Rappers vs Rappers !!

Zack Ryder and Heath Slater lost their jobs

Drake vs Kendrick

Rey Mysterious vs Kendrick

Lizzo vs Bronson

I’m picturing all the migos in the ring s*** talking during an interlude when the lights shut off. A purple glow and mist surrounds the ring. A giant placenta type sac is then lowered down from the ceiling and hatches from is is a f***ed up benny revival. He kicks all three migos asses and then s***s in the ring

Main Event: Drake vs Kendrick with guest referee Kanye
Loser Must Retire: Eminem vs Jay Z
Triple Tag Team: Thug x Gunna x Baby vs Migos
Hell In A Cell: Gucci vs Jeezy

Kanye and Drake in a Hell in a Cell Last Man Standing match

“Folks at home, you are not going to believe this- Skippa Da Flippa and Don Toliver have teamed up and are simultaneously putting the members of Little Brother in a headlock! BUT WAIT... it can’t be.. that’s Lucki’s music!!!”

I like the new Avi Jeans!

Gucci vs Jeezy hell in a cell would be amazing. Gucci looks like he has the choke slam perfected

Thanks i stole it from someone’s alt!

Jerry Squidfeld are we talking pre or post prison Gucci? Pre prison has an Andre the Giant vibe tbh

John Cena vs OJ

Everyones talking about wu tang more, jeans is running alt’s pockets- its a golden time for music sxn right now

Sherm you truly do have a way with words. Don’t know how you do it but you do. Godspeed