I’m not I don’t need my kids to depend on a fat white old man like americans are doing for a stimulus check.

For real though I learned through santa that I was poor because I lived in an appartment in first grade with my fam and we didn’t have a chimney obviously.

I wrote him what I wanted and I got a generic ass letter which made me realize this fat f*** is all cap

I’m definitely letting my kid know We the ones getting him the gifts through hard work f*** believing in some bullcrap

Nah i'll tell him Goku & Naruto exist instead

prolly not

Real funny, but not really

why not.

Yes, cause if I tell them he don't they gonna be little a******s and tell other peoples kids and then Im gonna have to deal with that mess

astagfirullah

but yeah

A girl.... AND a ktt user? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO F*** inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

No, lol. I never grew up around kids that believed in Santa.

On another note, my mom used to leave tooth fairy notes under my pillow like I didn't know it was her handwriting.

You niggas be miserable

Jesus man you’re Mr Scrooge irl

They only have a couple years of believing stuff like that why not

Its not really your problem.
S*** let a parent get mad at me for telling my kid the truth lmao they gon back the f*** down real quick

who tf said santa is a white man

How you a kid and believe in flying reindeers anyway? Maybe I was too smart as a kid.

You niggas are so sad lmao

c'mon...

kids believed all kinds of s*** cause they're naive as f***.

?

Santa for people that can afford houses with chimneys
The rest well f*** em right?

Nah My kids gon learn that the parents are the real Santa