My coworker’ son works for NASA and she said there’s a alien mothership approaching us that will reach us within a month

Apprenlly they’ve came to agreement to subjugate a portion of humanity to eternal generational skavery and another portion as human sacrifice

The elites will be givin positions of power and assets in their home planets in exchange

We’re f***ed

For some reason I believe this

crazy thing about this is that you could post this on facebook and people would believe you

Who are the elites

A+ for creativity and effort

ima pipe a alien

My uncles friend works at Bethesda and said you can f*** aliens in Starfield

EA influence

my brother's mom works for xvideos and she said the government is banning internet p*** next month

I’m tryna f*** a alien too, that p**** probably tight af

Watch yourself chief

this honestly sounds better than what April is actually gonna be like

Blue toned ejaculate

you probably have. No cap reptilians live all around us. My friend f***ed this girl that shapeshifted right in front of. him. This janitor I saw shapeshofted right in front of me then he stared at me with this oops look on his face and he was pissed.

This is explains why they’re letting the economy go s*** and giving out free money. They’re about jump ship anyways

Facts

People who use Facebook some dumb mf

Animorph p**** comes with the perks of stealing Andalite technology. I’ll finally achieve my toddler dreams of being Saboomafoo

you think this is a joke, a******? f*** you

Lmafoooooo at zoboomafoo, classic toddler show