mine was scoring three goals first time i played soccer

and getting 4 interceptions in a row playing football

I'm trash at sports

I slotted the disc once in a game of kan jam

My team won the 3 on 3 futsal tournament in high school 😎

Futsal is an actual sport? I thought it was just a song.

Judo

what sport is that like? soccer

you a black belt?

Brown. One below black in Canada

they gonna register you then u cant fight plp

Lmao yeah it’s real

It’s just soccer but played on a hard floor as opposed to grass, with smaller nets and no goalies

And usually way less players

And sometimes a smaller ball, you’ll see that often for professional leagues so they can do more tricks

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I’m pretty sure 99% of Americans have never heard of this. Most of us have never even watched a soccer game.

I’d say most haven’t heard of futsal outside of the Uzi song

But the majority of Americans 100% have watched at least ONE soccer game I would say

High school rec league basketball

Made like three 3s in a row and the other team was saying they had to switch up to shut me down

Little did they know it was a fluke

Got the game winning assist at a LA Fitness pick up game

Lmao love this

Was playing pick up with strangers once at a park and hit the game winner on a ridiculous turnaround

They looked at me like “wtf is this guy on” when realistically I’ll make that shot 1/40 times

Also in grade 6 I played in an indoor soccer league and the other kids were trash and I led my team in goals 😎

I was a monster at volleyball and badminton oddly enough and the Samoans always picked me for volleyball

I miss playing soccer man

The best 800m time in my region (spanning 3 states)

Some goat game-saving defensive plays for my club soccer team

Also winning a pick up game of basketball with my friends by draining a deep ass 3 that I only shot as a joke

Crine

I was shook when Uzi made a song called futsal shuffle, like wtf does this dude know about futsal

Lmao yeah was very random but I’m with it if it brings more attention to the sport

Lots of people don’t like playing soccer bc it’s too much running and not getting the ball enough

Futsal fixes all of that, I wish there was a poppin league in my city

You would be surprised. Have you ever lived in America? Most people can’t even name one player.