barney

power rankings
1.elena
2.sam
3.mel

s*** hitting the fan

2 things that add nothing to this show, the boomer romance s*** + unfortunately the self narration, it’s so dry

Other wise so solid

This is a good face value show, nothing to
deep dive on at all. It’s just rich whites and their f***ery, I’m entertained.

reading theories on who framed him for the murder, so many people think sam

John Mulaney a lucky mf

I love the little side detail that Jon’s character is a hardcore cinephile that wears criterion hats lol

the detective’s accent annoys tf outta me

sauceless banter between her & the cop

they did somewhat subvert where I thought this would go, I fs thought he & Elena would smash + I didn’t think he’d get pinched so early on

so zany 🤪

let’s see how these next 2 episodes play out

i’m enjoying the show despite all the rich white problems

peruse the sub if you wanna get your wheels spinning some interesting theories & s*** I didn’t even notice

I thought him & lu were gonna be fun a lil crime team, she’d barely on screen now lol

i'm justifying in my own head that these people are so privileged, well off, and secure that there's no need for a camera...ik it's shoddy but

@op we're thinking it's sam who killed her ex? she's got an alibi for visiting her family in boston. who planted the gun though?

I’m telling you there a ton of rich people who do not have these type of security systems in place because they can’t fathom that someone would try to steal from them.

i believe you; i've seen one too many true crime shows where there the neighborhood can't imagine anything bad going on lol

it’s covered I don’t remember the episode maybe the 4th? but he has WiFi scramblers for security cams

payed hit, his sister’s fling being the hitman is one theory I saw

ngl i forgot about that, but they pulled that s*** outta their ass big time

interesting that it'd be ali's ex-husband. she's the one who went out of her way to see him at nick's gym so i'm trying to connect the dots there

nah it definitely feel like that