when a friends phone got stolen, and he accused me , because I was broke and only had like a s***ty flip phone, and I literally was interrogated by the police and these ifs were sure I was guilty asf

never been cool with him since

i once held a class of 12 year olds hostage, and had someone block the door, because someone stole 5€ off me

our art teacher, that everyone hated, 60 some year old lady, she never let anyone go the toilet for example and one time a girl peed herself

she slipped on a banana. and broke her ribs ln like the middle off the lunch break , and half the school walked past her and nby helped

when this boy in my class took a s*** in the school garden

the fear of literal death when it was snowing , because the older kids would try to like put you into snow and stuff, and this fat guy in my class always got caught and got f***ed up every day wintertime

Getting a 95 on an Algebra 2 test when 2/3 of the class got below a 75

nerd

I'm terrible at math for the most part

Idk how I got that high of a score

The feeling when u walk out of a test feeling super confident

Yeah maturing helped so much for me as well. I wish I could blame my bad grades on something, but the truth is I just didn't give a s*** I wasn't even doing d**** or drinking, I just slept through every class.

I was never a bad student, but I was super apathetic and burnt out of school by the time I was 15. Bummed through high school and community college, took time off, now I'm on top of everything at my 4 year

One time my principle called an assembly, a hour in he says "now let me talk about RESPECT" an I yell "Ayo lemme suck yo d***"

S*** was dead quiet aside from a few chuckles

He's like who said that imma find u blah blah nigga never caught me but everyone knew

Which is crazy cus everyone thought I was a little s*** stain I'm surprised no one snitched

One time we ditched during lunch and came back to the whole school sectioned off and staring at us return.

We got rushed off to the other side of the school quickly and we learned that some girl had cut herself in the bathroom.

Pretty crazy.

First time I did ecstasy was in high school during school. Physics class was lit I was asking hella questions

My senior year we won our region championship in basketball for the first time in 20 years. Returned to the school on monday to a little walk through in the halls of the school celebrating for us

s*** felt like one of those movies.

(Sorry if this is dark!)

There was a school shooter threat at my college one day. I was in my evening class on the second floor of one of the main buildings on campus. People heard conflicting things, like there was a girl with a gun in the library, and that one kid was arrested, and that there were gunshots.

We were sheltering in place for like an hour. People were crying and we were contacting our friends/families. After some time we were given the okay to exit shelter in place, and so we left our classroom.

I was walking with a classmate out of our room towards the stairs to get off campus, and then some girl on the first floor screamed and everyone on the stairs sprinted back up the stairs at once. I fr thought someone was gonna walk up the stairs with a gun, so we sprinted back into our classroom and locked the door again. After a while the campus notified us that the shelter in place was lifted, and then it was over.

It turned out to be a hacker who posted some threat to shoot up the school on a former student’s social media. So there’re was no real threat, but it was still so horrifying.

.... an A on your test is your CRAZIEST school experience...(aight )

In College, turning a F (at midterms) to a A
Retaking another course and getting a A when I previously ended with a F

Saw some wild fights, funny how s*** used to escalate over nothing during high school

me n the homies used to smoke weed on our lunch break in the park near our school, to get to the park we used to have to run through this old mans backyard and hop his fence directly into the park to save us some time, one day he got sick of it and was waiting for us with a pitch fork lmao, some of us ran around him and hopped but i was like nah f*** that and took the long way around lmao

Would yall just have your weed at school?

ya i would just hide it in my backpack in an air tight jar lol this was like 2009 (i was in grade 9 or 10) teachers didnt care back then if you stanked like weed lmao

The first time wake and baking and going to school on 4/20 was hilarious.

Some of the homies were still light weights, high schoolers of course, and exposed themselves hard in first period

cant lie you kind of sound like a s*** stain

are you?

region championships>>>>>

all that work paying off whew

Yeah it was

Oh chief that’s never it lol

Jr Season me and the homie, two starters, got injured and missed more than half the season including the back end.

So we always feel like we got cheated that year and winning it our senior year meant so f***ing much.

damn it sucks to have injuries around tourney time

nothing like tournament basketball