Can’t wait for companies to be like “Damn. That’s a tragedy. Welp, time to raise the praise of beef and milk!”

Horrifying

this would ruin my day if I clicked on it

There are 98 million beef cattle and 10 million dairy cattle in the US, this is literally a completely insignificant amount.

But your right, I still wouldn't put it past the price gouging corps.

Why is this so f***ing funny

The “Moo!” heard ‘round the world.

Wagyu Beef going up $500

Just fine. Too many strays roaming about.

Son

What kind of dogs

someone dropped the pie?

bruh

I think its cause those cows were destined for slaughter anyways.

If anything blowing up is preferable to their remaining existence

^okay nvm thats not an explosion, they burnt to death

do you eat dogs and cats

If 18000 dogs exploded on a farm, every worker responsible for it would’ve received death by firing squad

There would’ve been a national day of remembrance for that event

I think this is an irredeemably sad event but asking Americans to care about cows (or chickens) - the animals they consume like rabid wolves every second - the same way they care about dogs or cats (the animals that some people would literally die to protect) is…not a great comparison

I dont eat cows either?

Sexually?

if you put a high quantity like 18,000 of any animal beside the phrase "exploded", it will be funny as hell to me.

only because im imagining the most absurd scenario in my head like all 18,000 just up and combusted like regular show characters

I mean it's the same thing really

Ehh no it's not

Forget I said that

I’d be sensitive to 18000 humans exploding but that’d prolly be the only headline that wouldn’t give me a snicker

18000 is an outrageous amount though lol

That one dude came in mad as f***