all nba thread knows is “look at ____ man” , pee talk , unemployment jokes, and ben simmons cant shoot 🙄🙄

118 jobs back lmfaooo

you need to go watch a couple self help vids on improving your resume

She told me to meet her in front of a car dealership. Then we walked to the bar and she asked if I had to use the bathroom after my long drive(I lived in the suburbs then and this was the city). She told me to use the bathroom in this random Mexican restaurant even tho the bar was around the corner. So I did then before going into the bar she asks me if there’s too many ppl and seemed scared to go in. I said it’s cool So we go in, we’re talking with drinks. She says she’s a teacher in Chicago and also a youth soccer coach. Seemed wound up tight and very stressed. She then started rubbing my hand with hers which was cool until she said “is this awkward?”during it. It wasn’t going great but then she spilled a drink and cried for 5 minutes about how she never spilled a drink before in her 29 years and said we have to go. She then thanked me and walked into that same Mexican restaurant.

A few weeks later Facebook’s creepy ass algorithm showed me her on the “people you may know” list so ofc I clicked and it turns out and lived down in the south suburbs and not in Chicago since there were recent pictures of her at a south suburbs school. Weird chick

You need a job lmfao

im on covid leave atm

look at turbo

She was a red head

Lmfaooo

He should hang by the dock and wait for a job 😭😭

Dan has the best stories lmao

did u see the one about his foot falling asleep

but what makes you think she lived IN the restaurant

dan do you have that post man i gotta read it again

Bro when I moved to Illinois before I met shirley I would go nuts on my off days. After the comedy show on mondays there used to be an after party and I would get trashed then take a 40 dollar uber ride home(that’s when I used to live in the suburbs).

One time I left my keys at the party and called the cops high and drunk as hell at 2am asking them if they could open my door. They brought the damn fire dept and two cop cars and pried my door open lmaoo. They didn’t even check my Id or anything.

Another time I was at this amazing bar in Chicago called the up room that’s a rooftop bar that overlooks the entire city. It was my first time there and it was perfect weather during the summer. I had a bar tab of over 100 dollars just for myself and eventually left. I don’t even remember how but somehow I went to this enchilada restaurant and got some food and then got an uber to the train home.

I threw up all over myself on the train and sat upstairs and fell asleep with my foot on the seat in front of me. I woke up a stop late and my foot was asleep. I limped down and out of the train and got an uber home. My foot was still asleep. I went to sleep and woke up and it was still asleep and I worked 12 hours and it was STILL asleep. I went to the emergency room and they told me I pinched a nerve in my foot. It took like 2 weeks to heal lol.

Premise of it already has me smiling.

Man is irl George costagna

Finna hit the sack then go to bed

😭😭😭😭😭

costagna

dan actually has the most interesting life itt

Cantstandya

Or is he just the person that blurts it out the most itt

Depends