My foot was still asleep
Or is he just the person that blurts it out the most itt
tel me your best hvac repair story
lmfao
all nba thread knows is “look at ____ man” , pee talk , unemployment jokes, and ben simmons cant shoot 🙄🙄
You’re the main culprit for these posts
but what makes you think she lived IN the restaurant
She had a weird familiarity with the bathroom
Love how he added the story of the white privilege to set the scene
i was thinking that too skhfdkhfifjfkf
a few paragraphs and details werent needed but i appreciated them
She told me to meet her in front of a car dealership. Then we walked to the bar and she asked if I had to use the bathroom after my long drive(I lived in the suburbs then and this was the city). She told me to use the bathroom in this random Mexican restaurant even tho the bar was around the corner. So I did then before going into the bar she asks me if there’s too many ppl and seemed scared to go in. I said it’s cool So we go in, we’re talking with drinks. She says she’s a teacher in Chicago and also a youth soccer coach. Seemed wound up tight and very stressed. She then started rubbing my hand with hers which was cool until she said “is this awkward?”during it. It wasn’t going great but then she spilled a drink and cried for 5 minutes about how she never spilled a drink before in her 29 years and said we have to go. She then thanked me and walked into that same Mexican restaurant.
A few weeks later Facebook’s creepy ass algorithm showed me her on the “people you may know” list so ofc I clicked and it turns out and lived down in the south suburbs and not in Chicago since there were recent pictures of her at a south suburbs school. Weird chick
This was the wildest non-story I’ve ever read
She had a weird familiarity with the bathroom
😭😭😭
Dan needs his own show
Or is he just the person that blurts it out the most itt
This is certainly the case lmao
Dan needs his own show
Chinese-ish
Our entire lives revolve around Dan stop lying to yourselves
I didn’t want to admit it but this is true

dan and shirley