whys he tweeting like he won

Nah I call phuccery

Bootyface putting on his best Obama impersonation

He won! ?

Pete might just know somethings

wouldn't put it past his grimy ass to call victory before results came out, so he could manufacture momentum

bootyface

No he's just reading his victory speech as if he won, I guess to project victory and build momentum. Bill climton did this in NH in 92 despite eventually losing by 8 points

Joe Biden trending already

hmm

Pete literally invested all his resources into Iowa so it's not a surprise he'd do well. It's just that every other state hates him, including his own home state

What an absolute s*** show of a day. Oh my f***ing god.

I'm going to sleep.

im bout to head out

Recap of the night.

snakes doing snake things

tha deep state

whole thread so far was leading up to this day and it came out a fiasco
bad omen for the next nine months for sure

watch how we wake up tomorrow and this nigga joe biden won somehow or some s***

i thought the app was developed by one of hillary’s ppl

Lol anderson cooper after cnn cut out from pete buttplugs speech goes “0% of votes are in abrupt af”

Maybe we overreacted

The media is actually being responsible and not taking bait im suprised

who else did you think it was

F***ing corrupt incompetent motherfuckers. Hope Bernie crushes you all when he wins it.

Nah "Mayo Pete" gotta be the funniest nickname ive ever heard for a politician