BRO WAS MASSAGING KIDS SHOULDERS N SMELLING THEIR HAIR BUT A SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATION IS HARD TO BELIEVE LMAOOOOO

Biden’s done plenty of foot eating over the past year, and he’s mostly stayed out the spotlight and let everyone else beat each other up. Now it’s just him and Trump, and Trump will go a lot harder on Biden than any of the democratic candidates were willing to. Dudes gonna start calling him Touchy Joe, I guarantee it. Probably gonna bring out this accuser at the debates too smh

Dark Knight feeling, Die and be a Bernie Bro
Or living long enough to see yourself become a Warren Democrat

What do you mean “but a sexual allegation is hard to believe”...?

An accusation of him literally raping someone is a massive jump from him putting his hands on people’s shoulders and s***

If it was a credible allegation, it wouldn’t be that hard to believe, but when she changes her story several times and contradicts herself over and over again, it is pretty hard to believe.

If he brings out an accuser that would be f***ing hillarious. When he brought out Bill clintons accusers to the debate that was the most gangster thing ever

A thread!

Look how they wilfully misinterpret what she said. What the f*** is wrong with these people?

The pile-on she got from donut twitter yesterday was weird and gross. And not the best way to gain votes they need in November! But lanyards in the top 1% don’t actually care if Biden loses. They’ll be fine.

the petite-bourgeoisie in full force. it's "we care for and wanna help poor folk" till its time for a resignation of their privilege.

Crine. Even Hillary Clinton said Bernie should stay in the race.

bernie stans the lamest niggas in politics.

the view is unbearable

ok...

the US is giving even more than this for unemployment dummy

How much will the US pay the unemployed?

Whoopi The same Whoopi that had Ted... nvm

Watching the Democrats run out a Biden/Harris ticket would almost be as funny as 4 more years of Trump would be sad.

Watching them win would be the greatest thing to happen to the Internet ever.

Another day another moment to remind y’all Bidens gonna his ass kicked

How them grapes taste?

Pretty sour, huh?

Do you like Biden? Not hating just curious

I think Biden is a pretty observably s*** candidate, but I’m not delusional enough to actively attack people and say that he is worse or “literally more right” than Trump.

I’m also not going to hope that Trump wins to earn twitter high five points.