Mr 1 partner in life lol

im ngl i beat off in the bathroom at an internship once

was workin late by myself and had to reset my focus real quick

We haven’t yet but she sucked me off in her parents office. But her sister came home and almost walked in on us, whoops

Peeps will f*** in the changing stalls in clothing stores

Bet you wish she joined

Post nut clarity is real

? She was 15 then weirdo

I don’t care if that b**** cute I’ll scam Zendaya!

I watched p*** at work but it was like study game tape

No fap, all business

You the weirdo for getting head near her lol

in HS this girl may or may not have quietly sucked me under the blanket in the back seat at 3am in the car with her grandma driving

She wasn’t home when we started

@The_Man

Lol I jumped out a window and got chased by a recently widowed woman due to this smh

Lol

😂

This chef at my work used to watch p*** when it was dead on his phone with his glasses down on the bridge of his nose like he was studying the s*** lmao

whoops

Crazy cuz when I jumped out the window my dumb ass left my phone on the ledge

That woman fast af she Almost beat me down stairs and I jumped 3 stories

stealth a bully man lmao

What I do??

when I was in high school my girl went on a trip with me and my mom.

My mom stopped at a store (I think kohls) and me & my girl f***ed
there was a smell in da car she knew something wasn't right when she got back

u been giving dan hell today lmfao

“Today” lmao