Door went flying open she said

“COME HERE”

Lady sounded like the finish him nigga from mortal kombat

went to show a receipt/mailing order to the mf at the counter at USPS office one time and a single bead of sweat bacteria fell on top the phone screen and managed to press the browse all tabs button and pulled up nothing but p*** tabs on the screen as I held it up to they face. on my momma lmao

Lmfaoooo

sup

Wish this was me

imagine having to wear c***diapers

lmfaoo

You ever been walked in on?? Fap or f***

Pretty good.

Nahhhhhh mf was at his daddy funeral standing by the casket c*******cement truck loads of skeet man lmfaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo

Absolutely losing it at that guy having an o***** while walking and falling down like he’s in pain

jumping 3 stories seems odee lol

so what if u get caught

Neat

Try new things

Try drinks with less carbs so you can see your chode

lirl at dan getting fried

Dan was reviewing pre rolls a couple a days ago itt

Russ lowkey got one

Jesus Christ man

man

When you're on your knees at your fathers funeral, at his casket, and you're saying goodbye to him, and then you have 9 o*****s, right there, while your whole family is standing behind you -- it just makes you never want to have another o***** as long as you live. But you know what? They just keep on coming.

I can and it’s spectacular

IPA to seltzer how do you do it

easily the craziest thing ive ever heard