where they get this kinda money

LMFAO the onion

Onion Wars bout to hit like crack

roflmao

Part of me is hesitant to believer this because it legit sounds like an Onion story

this is perfect

So who gets payed the money that the onion spent on it? Surely/hopefully not Alex, so who does it go to? Government?

Should be going to Sandy Hook parents I believe

Holy s*** lmao. The onion is back?

Oh good. that’s a relief

I don’t even have anything against jones but the way this just played out is pure art, wow 😂

wondering whats the purpose of this

nvm read til the end, whatever

Thinking about hiring Alex to crash a certain event in a few months wonder how much it would run me

from the CEO of The Onion

We're back...welcome to Red Scare podcast

they need to get will sasso as a permanent parody of alex jones

The Onion

Finally something funny is happening.

Bro already has his new company up and running

What’s it called?

The Alex Jones Network

Judge denies Sandy Hook families' deal for a new auction of Alex Jones' Infowars

npr.org/2025/02/05/g-s1-46738/infowars-alex-jones-onion-bankruptcy-judge-sandy-hook