Not even roofied free food, just regular free food

I met a gay dude at a Thanksgiving party and we exchanged Instagrams. I didn't think he thought i was gay but he hit me at 3am talking about "I'm over here stroking my cock rn"

name to @ name to bio to post crazy

@op on the way to break room with dude
ktt2.com/ive-never-seen-a-crazier-switch-up-32552262

That dudes just f***in weird

What is going on? What is happening?

This is exactly what the Democratic Party wants.

thats when u hit em with the "neat 👍"

I miss c***town so much bros 😥

Then what happened?

Bro their Steven Seagal s*** is f***ing hilarious

not even only just socially awkward, op is insecure as hell in his masculinity lmao

man y’all niggas be giving these progressives so much footing with the way yall conceive of basic human interaction

only a nigga w gender role issues would have an issue with getting free food at work

He’s filling up that mouth hole, next he’ll want to fill up that a******

what the f*** are you talking about gay groomed

yo im lirl

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Im going to give as much context as possible:
A male cat from another apartment has always been friendly and chill with me, seems to be that way with everyone, no red flags, until he started bring me a mouse every day. I appreciate it so much, but in the back of my mind, i ask myself, am i being cat groomed?

I dont have a problem if he’s a cat, id just rather not have any confusion on my species, i am human. I love being human. For more context im skinny? Maybe thats why he feels the need, idk, im also in a cat dominated complex, being from h****sapien persuasion and taking the effort of learning the language when i can get by fine without it? Maybe he admires my love for cat culture and wants to put me on? Idk man im not a cat ok

wtf is gay groomed

you are an adult

he puttin gay pills in ur food b

Your pseudopsychology is laughable at best, im up

Niggas just using the word “groomed” likes he’s 13 years old

Eat the food, say thank you, get some head

Y’all both grown TF

When did you first learn to read?

you’re a grown man that essentially formulated a conspiracy theory cause another dude was trying to be polite and offer you food on the job get a f***ing grip, kid

am I being gay groomed? 😨