My brain makes endless hilarious conspiracies that are hilarious, im nice asf in real life and chill as f***, why do you think im getting free food

If I’m you I’d continue to accept the food. But if he ever got handsy with me or something I’d let him know he’s doing too much

Like if he comes up on you and starts giving you shoulder rubs talking about he got a nice plate of meat for you today you gotta check him

Is the gay groomer in the room with us right now?

he's cooking up a plate of hot dogs for op

I feel like this was an anime. Someone grooming another character by making them bentos every day. Toradora? I can't remember

2 months

I'll post screenshots when I get home

How did you eat that banana OP

I think he's subliminally messaging things here

Give him neck and see how he reacts

absolutely hilarious title

is gay groomed in the room with us right now?

you let anybody get in your head

only one way to find out. call his bluff.

He bringing you some hefty plates
You kinda owe his some johnson friction atp

Give him a couple strokes at your next work social

u think he’s getting off at the thought of filling u up?

i wouldnt eat that food, never know what he put in it

im sorry but i f*** with gay ppl but i never been gay anythinged

cus everybody know i love women off rip

in his dreams mans old as dirt

sugar pops

boring

nigga offered you that boiled banana and you happily obliged

idk why the pizza just thrown on top of the second plate got me howling