Why not just wait until the rent a center people get there so you don’t look like your breaking in by yourself

BRO I F***ING WAS CLIMBING THRU HIS WINDOW RIGHT WHEN THEY PULLED UP

THEY WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY

THIS WHAT I WAS WONDERING

i think bc the friend must’ve not been able to get there by 3

Did you get it opened?

right here officer

Make sure the other people don't call the cops

i was not about breaking the door down, would not be able to explain that AT ALL to the cops and i think it’s a rental house which is why tf he don’t care about me breaking it down

i live in the former meth capital of the world so i wasn’t bout to have the house next door become a meth den bc the door kicked down

OP Livestream yourself kicking the door in for a KTT CLASSIC

they saw me walk over to my house next door and just get in after and thankfully homeboy called the rent a center ppl before so i called him again while i was on the porch wit them just so he could tell them he gave me permission to break in lol

bruh i really prolly coulda did it but it woulda ent up like that scene in Pineapple Express where he got his leg stuck in the windshield

thank god one of the windows was open, had to pull myself up it like a god damn pull up for the fitness test

Cmon op...

damn i lowkey want to fire up a blunt now after this stressful ordeal but i’m worried the cops might still show up at my crib

i was kicking that door loud as f*** and slamming my shoulder against it for a solid 15 min in broad day light, and i KNOW i got some snitch neighbors

also that mf was like a crack den when i walked (climbed) in, mf dirty diapers and trash everywhere

i feel bad for them mf they really bout to have to sift thru mounds of garbage just to get that couch and tv and s*** outta there smh, florida ppl a different breed @YoungNastyShawty

What a hilarious d***erspaniel thread

That’s nasty af who leaves dirty diapers lying around

I had this ENTIRE story f***ed up off this one sentence
"he said they left a key wit one of his wife’s friends"

Liek Wait some ex felon left a KILO in their abandoned house and wants you to get it becuz the pick up didnt confirm?!?
Then noone in the thread mentioned the key again and i figured it wasnt a Kilo

lmaoo bruh would be on that s*** too 👀 man used to strictly call it “powder” and would always offer some to me for free and i kept rejecting it until i finally realized he was talking bout cocaine and not some methy type white people d***

once i realized it tho i always took a free bump what the hell idk why he’d always say powder tho mf we adults just say coke like a grown up

break their window like you broke yours

what a classic

good luck d***erspaniel

only in Missouri

another W for Lord D. Spaniel