she dumb
no offense

“Gm tho”

Why every word begins with a capital letter tho thats too much effort to put into texting

damn man i cant decide if i want a gf or not

red flag alert

Who tf doesn't. Phones are for setting up dates, calling your people to let them know your coming thru, setting up appointments, gps, bumping music. That chit chat is for the birds sometimes I play along with silly b****es who text like crazy. But i rather not.

Cause he's a player

Who tf says “otp”

Your kinda funny as f*** and I can always tell your dead ass about what you say. Sometimes I be like this mofucker crazy but he believes what he's saying for sure. Respect

Classic longstroke

nigga RUN ❗❗

Niggas who do that having nothing else to do /insecure

Its a mixed bag

Stay far away my friend

Tf that s*** even mean?

I’m getting old I don’t even know what that means

Drop the b**** I've dropped b****es for less. I'm a degenerate scumbag Idgaf

I think it means “on the phone”

nail on the head with this one

Yeah

Im on my phone all the time tho tbh

But when i came somewhere to hang out or socialize i deadass forget my phone even exists tbh

Niggas out here having facetime relationships

Had that once early era bandemic never again

I go back and forth everyday lmao

I'm not gonna actively look for it at this point

My social life good i meet plenty of women if things get serious with one bc it feels right and everything that's great but im not tryna deal with bullshyt like what op dealing with at all

Clingy asl

I don't even do that s*** unless the b**** is texting me or something I'll text back to not be rude. But I dead ass set up dates before I even get the number place and time and then I'll text her probably the day before or day off and be like b**** wassup we still on. If I talk to b****es back and forth there gonna realize I'm a piece of s*** or a degenerate scumbag so I just let them fantasize about me the same f***ing way I do about them I let them think whatever the f*** they want to about me. And then we go out I feed em chipotle or some other bullshit I use to be super extra like rent cars to f*** Boujee b****es take em to bad ass restaurants, suites the works. And then I would never call them again actually it's p rare I ever go on a second date. Definitely not moving like that anymore but I move fast as s*** with girls and In my experience 95% of all girls will let you f*** on the first date. I feel like they even get offended if you don't at least try to. They have there mind made up before the date and if the b**** got kids she's f***ing you 100% the b**** rarely goes out has to deal with that mom bullshit all day everyday. If she chose to go on a date with you she made time for you she probably got a babysitter and she wants to have fun.

It's not an insult bro I'm a f***ing nutter too p sure I'm crazier than you 100% my life is a cartoon. Ill probably write a book about it one day if I don't die before I get a chance to I should start soon tbh and I wouldn't even be able to publish it someone would have to do it for me and I would have to use fake names

Savage life forever f*** a b**** B's up hoes down