Every time I pee

I had that problem too, I just started jotting down the general jist of a funny / interesting observation, then when I did the open mics I just winged it and started talking about why that was funny to me.

I’d recommend going to open mics with nobody you know there, no stakes whatsoever so if you f*** up nobody cares

Idk I might try it one day. I'm really sensitive though. How much material you think is good for a beginner?

Open mics are usually 5 minutes,

I'd say like 4-5 premises at the ready, maybe a quick anecdotal story in your back pocket if you need more time.

You can always just say "That's all I got" and walk off, it's nbd.

I’ve given it a try

Goat itt ^