Why is Apple doing this to us?
Diving? We don't even go outside bro
the closest some of you go to touching grass on a daily basis

wearing skin tight versace shirts, ripped amiri skinny jeans, and yellow triple S’s
Carbon neutral is a scam / business term
This the watch you wear in a battle royal
the closest some of you go to touching grass on a daily basis

grass not even in the ocean u dumbass
$800
We're about to get drowning leaderboards
Gonna set the record by drowning myself in the Mariana Trench
$799?
After copping the watch I won't even have enough money to go on a vacation/hike
$799 is much cheaper than I expected honestly