imagine work meeting and one dude got his apple persona on man. im shaking. this is terrifying.
I could pay dat
$3499
$3499 genuinely feels way too low, god damn
they use all these superlatives and tell you how high quality the hardware is just so you're not shocked when they reveal the price is $4000,000000,0,000,0
What if the screen gets scratched
apple geniuses will replace it for the low cost of $1999!
No way apple gaslighting you into saying $3499 is okay