im always using drum machines and understand these rythms like the back of my hand but wouldnt have the slightest idea what anything is called

OP you gotta post a example

Cmon man tf is bum bum buh bum

I make beats and I have no idea what anything is called. I just move sliders and use all the tools available

I dont think ive watched a Youtube video on it.

I just press the buttons on my keyboard and thats it

make it darker

we already got the answer and they figured out from my bum bum bum buh bum

its probaby like this:
quarter note, quarter note, quarter note, (eightnote) quarter note