And he not 2

Since hes a billionaire, Batman can never truly be for the ppl. It's almost like hes only batman for his own self pleasure or some twisted form of self therapy.

His wealth is the greatest power a human could have and has opened an infinite amount of doors for him and it's all from generational wealth.

If Superman wanted to be a billionaire he'd have to actually do work. Bruce was just born into it.

Yeah I was talking about Kim K being out of touch in a sense but honestly Bruce is right there. Sad.

F***ing clown

Yeah he definitely doing that too

Batman exists in the perfect Venn Diagram center of Being the Best Superhero Franchise and Being a F***ing Joke

You ever been around a white dude and yall could be talking about a simple subject and he just HAS TO flex about how much he knows about the topic? It dont matter what the subject is but if he doesn't flex his knowledge or "well actually" you to death he might just explode

That's Batman

They be letting Batman just talk to them any kind of way but they'd never let someone talk to Bats crazy without Batman 1uping them later. But every now and then they get it right

But it make sense Bruce doesn't know how to talk to people. He grew up a billionaire wallflower

Lol you're definitely right, tbh I actually rock with batman but hes definitely a flawed character

To be honest with you. Im half just talking s*** because niggas are soft lol

I actually like Batman. Him and Spiderman were my first favorite superheroes. I just don't like how they write Batman most of the time. It's incredibly boring and comes off as a balding middle aged white collar white male fantasy under the guise of being a complex gritty detective story.

Then a lot of people who don't fw capeshit gravitate to Batman because it's "more realistic" but he's a cartoony Mary Sue

They can write Batman great but they don't wanna waste the time because people will drop money regardless

Agree with everything you said. The funny thing is I got into a slight debate with this girl about who was better batman and spidey, think I ruined my chances by taking spidey's side

Lol before I even finished reading that sentence I said Spiderman in my head too she'll be alright. Once she comes to her senses she'll come around and give ya that Web Head

web head

I'm telling you she's gonna do a 180 and surprise yo ass. And I just hope when the time comes, yo spidey senses are tingling

"If you can't take care of your rogues then I'll do it for you"

Nigga you can't even take care of a f***ing clown and a nigga obsessed with riddles

batman is jeff bezos on steroids

I mean cmon

• he bullies a f***ing clown to get a hard on
• he got a kid in his cave
• his superpower is money and assassin's creed stealth
• he got into every type of martial arts but his stronger move is sucker punching and using gadgets
• he tried to cockblock superman to death cause he stole his clout

if he was a rapper he'd be a 50 yo hopsin lip syncing the way i am

Christ

He be letting a mentally challenged clown, question mark man and a portly penguin themed nigga, walk up and down his ass but be putting his hands on Flash

Batman Beyond coming soon....