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  • Jan 8, 2022
    Wt701

    Bruh thats some precious time you coulda spent organizing your top 350

    got 46 movies written down.

    I am carefully thinking about it and how to organize it.

    Stay tuned

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    be2sane more like be2pretentious

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    be2sane more like be2pretentious

    @be2 classic and wild take on matrix resurrections belongs in this topic so I'm bringing it over

    NPH is the Zucc pulling the strings behind the screens and plugging everyone back into the Matrix

    then Merovingian is the p*** obsessed idiot that uses 50 different alts to talk to his fav onlyfans girls

    and Smith would be the alt-right figure that spents waaay too time much roaming the dungeons of the inter-/darkweb and gathering humanity's worst traits by merit of that... all his dark knowledge slowly culminates into something akin to the ultimate AI opposite of Neo... this anti-christ/anti-love figure... he got reinserted into the Matrix to make sure Neo was afraid to speak his truth because Smith would immediately be on his ass hearing some lovey-dovey "we are the world, we are all The One" type s***...

    Smith basically is the ultimate angsty adolescent who surpresses his superiority/inferiority complex since it's no longer easy unlike the 20th century olden days because of "political correctness"

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    @be2 classic and wild take on matrix resurrections belongs in this topic so I'm bringing it over

    NPH is the Zucc pulling the strings behind the screens and plugging everyone back into the Matrix

    then Merovingian is the p*** obsessed idiot that uses 50 different alts to talk to his fav onlyfans girls

    and Smith would be the alt-right figure that spents waaay too time much roaming the dungeons of the inter-/darkweb and gathering humanity's worst traits by merit of that... all his dark knowledge slowly culminates into something akin to the ultimate AI opposite of Neo... this anti-christ/anti-love figure... he got reinserted into the Matrix to make sure Neo was afraid to speak his truth because Smith would immediately be on his ass hearing some lovey-dovey "we are the world, we are all The One" type s***...

    Smith basically is the ultimate angsty adolescent who surpresses his superiority/inferiority complex since it's no longer easy unlike the 20th century olden days because of "political correctness"

    this the most pretentious post of all time

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    this the most pretentious post of all time

    Hence it had to come to pretentious thread, it's so damn unique tho, you could search youtube matrix 4 vids for 24 hours str8 and I promise you won't find this particular take

  • Jan 8, 2022
    humey
    !https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBsyqvd-1TI

    You seen this?

    Bruh this is so wild WHAT

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    Wt701

    @be2 classic and wild take on matrix resurrections belongs in this topic so I'm bringing it over

    NPH is the Zucc pulling the strings behind the screens and plugging everyone back into the Matrix

    then Merovingian is the p*** obsessed idiot that uses 50 different alts to talk to his fav onlyfans girls

    and Smith would be the alt-right figure that spents waaay too time much roaming the dungeons of the inter-/darkweb and gathering humanity's worst traits by merit of that... all his dark knowledge slowly culminates into something akin to the ultimate AI opposite of Neo... this anti-christ/anti-love figure... he got reinserted into the Matrix to make sure Neo was afraid to speak his truth because Smith would immediately be on his ass hearing some lovey-dovey "we are the world, we are all The One" type s***...

    Smith basically is the ultimate angsty adolescent who surpresses his superiority/inferiority complex since it's no longer easy unlike the 20th century olden days because of "political correctness"

    Don’t lie this lowkey hit different

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    be2sane

    Don’t lie this lowkey hit different

    Only a divisive classic could mean so many different things to so many different ppl

  • Jan 8, 2022
    Wt701

    Only a divisive classic could mean so many different things to so many different ppl

    Right

    I’m also using those a***ogies to draw clear parallels to our current times ofc cus what else am i gonna compare different characters with

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    Wt701

    Only a divisive classic could mean so many different things to so many different ppl

    Bane and mangos takes were hilarious too, they took the movie as calling them fat gamers who wanted nothing but action and guns

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    I have the most pretentious top 350 already tbh

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    Wt701

    Bane and mangos takes were hilarious too, they took the movie as calling them fat gamers who wanted nothing but action and guns

    Which is a mirror reflection of their own complaints of the movie

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    smile now

    I have the most pretentious top 350 already tbh

    Having a top 350 is pretentious already, bit I respect the commitment I'd struggle to even make a top 100 even with a week to prepare tbqh

  • Jan 8, 2022
    be2sane

    Which is a mirror reflection of their own complaints of the movie

    Mango went from pretending saying the word merovingian was nerdy as hell to showing his hand and nerding out over how the movie ruined his precious trilogy and all its minute details, resurrections thread had it all

    And that merovingian parking lot joke

  • Jan 8, 2022
    Wt701

    Hence it had to come to pretentious thread, it's so damn unique tho, you could search youtube matrix 4 vids for 24 hours str8 and I promise you won't find this particular take

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    I’d struggle to make a top 5 tbh

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    Have to start thinking of literally every movie I ve ever seen, just getting that many out to pick from would be hell

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    be2sane

    I’d struggle to make a top 5 tbh

    1. Matrix 4
    2. Matrix
    3. Matrix reloaded
    4. Matrix revolutions
    5. Lion king

  • Jan 8, 2022
    Wt701

    Have to start thinking of literally every movie I ve ever seen, just getting that many out to pick from would be hell

    I am organizing the 53 picked already

  • Jan 8, 2022
    be2sane

    I’d struggle to make a top 5 tbh

    Loser

  • Jan 8, 2022
    Ava

    1. Matrix 4
    2. Matrix
    3. Matrix reloaded
    4. Matrix revolutions
    5. Lion king

    Revolutions over animatrix

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    Just imagine for a minute

    Even without the whole plot for the movie

    What kind of life would Smith/Merovingian/Neo live and what kind of person would they be during those 60 years of reinsertion into the Matrix

    Think about that, because the movie only showed you the final year of those 60 years so they musta been living their life like any other regular person more or less up til then…

    That’s how i come up with these a***ogies of how they must’ve been living, coupled with the brief moments that the movie shows you their culminated characteristics after all those years

    Idk if any of this made sense tbh and idc

  • Jan 8, 2022
    Ava

    1. Matrix 4
    2. Matrix
    3. Matrix reloaded
    4. Matrix revolutions
    5. Lion king

    Correct

    Wait yea lion king might go higher

    And there’s room for Titanic somwhere in there. Oh and Wall-E

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    I have the most pretentious top 350 already tbh

    Listing 350 things

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    Just imagine for a minute

    Even without the whole plot for the movie

    What kind of life would Smith/Merovingian/Neo live and what kind of person would they be during those 60 years of reinsertion into the Matrix

    Think about that, because the movie only showed you the final year of those 60 years so they musta been living their life like any other regular person more or less up til then…

    That’s how i come up with these a***ogies of how they must’ve been living, coupled with the brief moments that the movie shows you their culminated characteristics after all those years

    Idk if any of this made sense tbh and idc

    Animatrix 2 better have a story on the merovingians downfall