These niggas have scheduled me the past 4 days I just wanna sleep in one day dawg this was supposed to be part time

I got you for better than just tomorrow

Exposure to COVID

can't you just say you're sick? are you expected to provide proof of illness or something?

Gotta take your grandma to a doctor's appointment

Food poisoning

Yea pretty much I highly doubt that would work

you have been in contact with someone with COVID and now have some symptoms and have been advised to stay home

Bro 4 days? Lol just go

There is literally never been a better time to don’t go to work, cus of the COVID excuse

send them a pic of some balls with giant tumor on them they wont ask you to come back ever again @op

Come into work on your first shift coughing and sneezing. Id recommend shouting for an hour so your voice becomes hoarse, and smoking a pack of black and milds to get that authentic cough

Act very sluggish and hurtin, but keep going so your boss thinks “wow this guy is sick as f*** but hes a great worker” itll make you look like you really wanted to work but youre just too weak

Then ask to go home early, and call in sick the next day

ive done this exact thing (not the black and mild part or the shouting that was a joke)

Or just say youre sick idk

u taking a mental health break like osaka

Tell them you got bit by a tick and think you are developing lyme disease.

Emergency pregnancy

sorry, mommies orders!

The industry secret THEY HATE HIM for telling you!!!!

Vasectomy appointment

Depression

you traveled to the bermuda triangle and somehow you ended up somewhere you don't recognize don't respond for days then show up at work and act like nothing happened

i hate this website bruh

Go and get that bread, if you pt, there’s nothing wrong with getting a little extra bread before your hours drop again.

where do u work?