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  • Aug 21, 2021
    worldpeace

    where do u work?

  • Aug 22, 2021
    EMY

    i hate this website bruh

    i gave you a good answer

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    space0cadet

    sorry, mommies orders!

    But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today. I jus wanna stay home & make cookies with you

  • Aug 22, 2021

    start dancing like Ice JJ Fish, they'll think you're gettin that vaccine tick. You'll go home in no time

  • Aug 22, 2021

    Tell them your doctor told you that you only have 48 hours to live, so you want to keep at least 24 of those hours for yourself.

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    Cant pick

    you traveled to the bermuda triangle and somehow you ended up somewhere you don't recognize don't respond for days then show up at work and act like nothing happened

    Can your boss fire you if you leave work for a week, come back, pretend like nothing happened and tell them that you were actually there the entire time and get all your coworkers to back you up?

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    CrimsonArk

    Can your boss fire you if you leave work for a week, come back, pretend like nothing happened and tell them that you were actually there the entire time and get all your coworkers to back you up?

    depends if there are cameras

  • Aug 22, 2021
    Cant pick

    depends if there are cameras

    Erase the footage

  • Aug 22, 2021

    You kissed Madonna. Then send him the Drake gif.

  • Aug 22, 2021

    Diarrhoea

  • Aug 22, 2021
    Bestowed

    But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today. I jus wanna stay home & make cookies with you

    !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4kIPFHGwJU

    awww

  • Aug 22, 2021
    PEACEFUL HARMONY

    Bro 4 days? Lol just go

  • Aug 22, 2021

    Family emergency

  • Aug 22, 2021

    KTT2 pack overdose

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    XenoMorph

    send them a pic of some balls with giant tumor on them they wont ask you to come back ever again @op

    This one

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    deadass

    This one

    what can i say its a good strat

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    XenoMorph

    what can i say its a good strat

  • Aug 22, 2021
    EMY

    These niggas have scheduled me the past 4 days I just wanna sleep in one day dawg this was supposed to be part time

    Go get that bread bro then make it work for you, put it toward whatever you want to make yourself into

  • Aug 22, 2021
    deadass

  • Aug 22, 2021
    XenoMorph

    send them a pic of some balls with giant tumor on them they wont ask you to come back ever again @op

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    Oh no 4 days of work in a row what am I gonna do!? I’m tired!

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    treeman

    Oh no 4 days of work in a row what am I gonna do!? I’m tired!

    boo f***ing hoo tbh

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    XenoMorph

    boo f***ing hoo tbh

    Nigga probably working 4 hour shifts too

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    treeman

    Nigga probably working 4 hour shifts too

    bro im going to have to go to school for 8 hours a day and not get paid 😐

  • Aug 22, 2021
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    XenoMorph

    bro im going to have to go to school for 8 hours a day and not get paid 😐

    Enjoy it while it lasts and get good grades youngster