Gulpin

5y

Micropenis

KalamariFromParty

5y

Define micro 😭😭😭

KalamariFromParty

5y

Define micro 😭😭😭

KalamariFromParty

5y

I have telekinesis. Move objects with my mind

Gulpin

5y

I’ll post a pic of mine, one min

8J6

5y

I went back to sleep 😭

Scratchin Mamba

5y

I can read minds

XenoMorph

5y

everybody is extremely h**** when you try to read their minds

XenoMorph

5y

now you have insomnia loser

8J6

5y

So just like my normal life, I’ll take it

XenoMorph

5y

man yall so damn accommodating
this s*** aint fun no more....

XenoMorph

5y

everybody is extremely h**** when you try to read their minds

iluvmusic123

5y

that aint no problem.gif

Flosh

5y

Sure, you adapt to mortality itself, becoming immortal. Unfortunately you will never be able to adapt to the crippling loneliness and emotional trauma that comes from seeing your loved ones die. Eventually, eons pass and you drift aimlessly through the universe, wishing for death but unable to die.

Flosh

5y

Sure, you adapt to mortality itself, becoming immortal. Unfortunately you will never be able to adapt to the crippling loneliness and emotional trauma that comes from seeing your loved ones die. Eventually, eons pass and you drift aimlessly through the universe, wishing for death but unable to die.

iCarly Japan

5y

classic thread

Birdie

5y

My saliva cures cancer

DonutHole

5y

Side effect : Permanent bad breath

Scratchin Mamba

5y

I can read minds

Q3D

5y

Ngl I stole the idea for my OG thread from Twitter so...

CrimsonArk

5y

I never have to clip my nails.

XenoMorph

5y

they unbelievably short and mildly uncomfortable

CrimsonArk

5y

You mean like right now?