Dream life

nah i make the rules; endlessly typing entries into an excel spreadsheet

that's ass

sounds like my type of fun

tail and everything your username gonna be very fitting

wait this a side effect, my power is immunity towards those

you can never look your mom in the eyes again because in college she was promiscuous af and the football team ran a train on her

you are cursed with this knowledge and it haunts you every day

Yucky

i didnt wanna post it but it seemed like the perfect side effect

Too late, rules have been pre set prior to your 2nd post. Going to have to forward you to our HR department. Have a blessed day.

Hoes gonna hoe my brother why would this knowledge haunt me

Ngl I stole the idea for my OG thread from Twitter so...

ig youre right my reaction would be a bit different

Aw man lmfao

you wake up from the dream and lead the life you have rn forever

……..

I went back to sleep 😭

I can read minds

it's never a reality

can't interpret the thoughts nor words

man you just walked in here showing people their kryptonite lmao

Ehh, you can’t make this his side effect bc the definition of reading something implies you are already interpreting it

I have telekinesis. Move objects with my mind

Micropenis