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  • Aug 4, 2021
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    SCHNAUZER

    fluids turn to gas coming out your scalp that smells like a donkeys arse

    light it on fire, now i have a constant flame hat.

    Your move

  • Aug 4, 2021
    Beast Man

    I can shed negative traits at will

    this is called therapy

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    my d*** can wrap around s*** like a boa constrictor, and like i can lift stuff up and throw it hard as s***

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    Dankmustard Mobile

    light it on fire, now i have a constant flame hat.

    Your move

    your only contribution is being passed as the new olympic torch in costumes every 4 years

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    slutforkendrick

    my d*** can wrap around s*** like a boa constrictor, and like i can lift stuff up and throw it hard as s***

    Youll go to bathroom 10 times per day

  • Saul Goodman

    wait like if i stretched it to be 100 feet id be stuck with a hundred foot soft d*** for hours? :pog:

    Yes.

  • Aug 4, 2021
    Beast Man

    I can shed negative traits at will

    You smell like rotten eggs no matter what

  • Nobody did mine

  • Aug 4, 2021
    slutforkendrick

    my d*** can wrap around s*** like a boa constrictor, and like i can lift stuff up and throw it hard as s***

    d*** becomes too powerful, becomes sentient, separates itself from you, and becomes the new mongolian death worm

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    I can communicate telepathically with KanYe

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    Not Like Josuke

    I can communicate telepathically with KanYe

    He knows you're always there but will always ignore you

  • Aug 4, 2021
    Not Like Josuke

    I can communicate telepathically with KanYe

    his thoughts turn you insane

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    Mastered Ultra Instinct

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    POOM POOM DOOM

    Reactive Evolutional/Circumstantial Adaptability.

    you get no b****es

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    slutforkendrick

    my d*** can wrap around s*** like a boa constrictor, and like i can lift stuff up and throw it hard as s***

    You have chlamydia

  • Not Like Josuke

    Every wish erases 1 song TI song from existence

    Wheww

  • Aug 4, 2021
    iCarly Japan

    u have depression

    Already there brother

  • SCHNAUZER

    your only contribution is being passed as the new olympic torch in costumes every 4 years

    dankmustard the olympic blunt

  • Aug 4, 2021
    MUNCH KHING

    Mastered Ultra Instinct

    You are permanently blind

  • Aug 4, 2021
    Gojira

    You are a henchmen for Meruem

    Damn I lost

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    MUNCH KHING

    Mastered Ultra Instinct

    had to be mk ultra'd for it to happen

  • Aug 4, 2021
    Beast Man

    He knows you're always there but will always ignore you

    Bruh

  • PNW

    Youll go to bathroom 10 times per day

    i already do that lmao gallon of water a day💯

  • HURRY UP TWO

    You have chlamydia

    that’s a second superpower

  • Aug 4, 2021
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    Have the ability to make anyone say yes to my requests

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