you can only ask the taliban

nobody can hear anything you say that isn’t a question/request

How does that even relate, and wouldn't my powers just adapt in a way that could?

I can shape shift

You can only shapeshift to people you have smashed

only into genitalia like shapes

i couldn’t think of anything relevant

I bounce back from everything including MK-tier fatalities

and you’re a virgin

you’re flubber

Y’all tryna nerf tf out of me

I have all 3 Deathly Hallows

Rendered you fully inert

you have to pay your ex wife 100k a month for the rest of your life

You are a baby

It’s like that one Caleb city video with the super hero interviews

to get the last one you had to get railed by albaghdaddy

None of your wealth can be used to purchase things for your self

Already there

It only works with 68% accuracy. You’ll always arrive to your intended destination, but you’ll lose your clothing and all items you carry in the process 32% of the time.

Your spine shrinks by a 1/4 inch each time you land from a flight.

Omnipotence

You can only turn into buttplugs