also this one has been making the rounds
Y'all ready to hop on Trump's d*** for a rack (That you probably won't get anyway since you're unemployed)

be thankful for every swallow you take that isn't sore
no h***
Sore throat isn’t a major symptom.
Fever, dry cough and shortness of breath. In this order.
Sore throat isn’t a major symptom.
Fever, dry cough and shortness of breath. In this order.
Still an early (minor) symptom because it's a lower respiratory disease
Start my shift in about 15 minutes (work at a grocery store)
Pray for my y’all 😷🙏🏾
Luckily I got an early shift. 2 hours before we open and then a senior hour at 7am-8am.
So it won’t really get busy for my section until at last 8am so 3/8 hours not interacting with customers is lit but scared for those other 5 :ohno:
Start my shift in about 15 minutes (work at a grocery store)
Pray for my y’all 😷🙏🏾
anyone still working deserves a temp raise
anyone still working deserves a temp raise
Luckily our piece of s*** CEO actually did something good. The next 2 weeks, we get an extra $2 an hour.
Which is REALLY good compared to other grocery stores
Luckily our piece of s*** CEO actually did something good. The next 2 weeks, we get an extra $2 an hour.
Which is REALLY good compared to other grocery stores
Hey fam I hope you have a peaceful day
Once people run out of money I don’t see them tolerating lockdown. What are you gonna say when the lights and water cuts out
Hey fam I hope you have a peaceful day
I appreciate that man thank you 😄🙏🏾
Once people run out of money I don’t see them tolerating lockdown. What are you gonna say when the lights and water cuts out
They’ll freeze shutdowns of that stuff.
Just like mortgages and rent
And guess what insider trading isn't illegal for them
Luckily our piece of s*** CEO actually did something good. The next 2 weeks, we get an extra $2 an hour.
Which is REALLY good compared to other grocery stores
i'm still getting paid minimum 
($14)