somewhere in that when trump announced the stimulus package plan

wipe ass with toilet paper
get out the residual with wet wipes, throw said wet wipes in the garbage, take the garbage out

im really upset i had to map that out

you throw your s*** covered napkins in the trash?

wow, eating ass can cause corona?

Yall it might be over for me then my g

youre HOARDING POOP IN A TRASHCAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF WHERE YOU LIVE f***ing gross i already know the rats in your house got E COLI

toilet paper no

they posted their block lmao

I don’t see twitter embeds anymore

refer to the mapped out post since apparently i have to guide you through the oregon trail

thats a thing in mexican households my g.

but it makes sense, cause some parts of mexico just dont have the plumbing to handle that

Just wipe with toilet paper and wash your ass in the shower after

Starting at 9 p.m. Saturday, New Jersey residents must stay home and all nonessential businesses have to close indefinitely. All gatherings including weddings, in-person services and parties, are canceled until further notice, Murphy said. He added that the rules he laid out supersede all those set by towns or cities or counties in his state, The governor made the announcement during his Saturday press conference. "We need you to just stay home," he said, adding that, as of 12:30 pm, the state had counted 1,327 positive tests and 16 deaths.

the second I can’t smell my hand soap or taste my toothpaste while brushing teeth in the morning is when I’ll start to really worry

also been doing that 10sec breath test every morning

Do you wet the toilet paper before wiping?

arabs do it too

separate trash bin and thrown out 2x a day

This sounds terrible

Been bumping uzi since bout a week ago, week ago

we stay lit on this lockdown yo

We really be taking for granted how fortunate we are to have a standard plumbing system my g.

I feel you man

They gave us masks and we always wear gloves but this is literally the worst time to work in this field

i flush my wet wipes

Imagine not using aloe gel

so you have dried s*** stuck to your ass?

yo transplants that moved here from Alabama are like right now my g.

As a current NJ resident, the "lock down" doesn't seem to have much impact on...anything I've noticed.