I know you’re being sarcastic but there’s Americans that actually think this even with the government blatantly f***ing them over. They’re not even using double speak or any of that anymore telling people to risk their lives for the economy 
If you’re still supporting this s*** after this that means nothing will convince you. Which to me makes you just plain stupid. Going against my best interest to own them libs
Its looking pretty likely that the majority will get it
(I think i had a mild case thats easing off rn TBH)
Nice & my fuvkin 50 year old aunt decides to visit me now fml
East coast Canada is the only place that matters in Canada
I want a poutine real bad so I'mma go out for the first time in a week today. Hopefully I can find a drive thru open somewhere
Haven't had one in too long
Where you from brudda? A poutine would be hittting right now
Here it's dead af and already 2 weeks ago there wasn't any traffic. Very few cars on the highway that is usually packed af for hours at peak times. 90 minute drives were taking 15 minutes.
But I'm in Canada
Bro i live in an area that's 90% old people pretty much and their going on like nothing is happening, crazy
Where you from brudda? A poutine would be hittting right now
Quebec, you fam?
I need to find a fuk buddy before this s*** hits the fan
I dropped my entire roster like a couple weeks before this all started
What are the go to messages to send a girl right now quarantined up??
Quebec, you fam?
Worddd most cases right now up there 🙈 I’m in NS fam
Bro i live in an area that's 90% old people pretty much and their going on like nothing is happening, crazy
Those old f***s are the most stubborn and yet they're the most at risk by a f***ing huge margin
But fr that's a best case scenario for the economy but also elections
What are the go to messages to send a girl right now quarantined up??
U can’t spell quarantine without “u” “r” “qt”
For those of yall in a state that's locked down, do you really see nobody outside in traffic? In FL it seems the same lmfao s*** gonna get crazy here
Not in the states but a mate said the parks looked like a regular Sunday afternoon
Nice & my fuvkin 50 year old aunt decides to visit me now fml
Fwiw, the 50 and 60 year olds arent dropping like flies.
70+ are the ones dying more than recovering.
If shes in good health, she should be fine.
China needs to be dealt with when this s*** is all over
F***ers haven’t even apologized yet
China needs to be dealt with when this s*** is all over
F***ers haven’t even apologized yet
We going to war with China and Iran v soon
East coast Canada is the only place that matters in Canada
I want a poutine real bad so I'mma go out for the first time in a week today. Hopefully I can find a drive thru open somewhere
Haven't had one in too long
Doesn’t the mackies there sell poutine?
Worddd most cases right now up there 🙈 I’m in NS fam
Yeah we have over a third of the cases right now 
I'm kinda scared to go out but I want a poutine that bad
You guys are doing pretty well with only 2% of the cases
China needs to be dealt with when this s*** is all over
F***ers haven’t even apologized yet
They just need to close down those wet marts ffs
Like behave bro
I need to find a fuk buddy before this s*** hits the fan
I dropped my entire roster like a couple weeks before this all started
What a rookie mistake