still need to get a hold on a Withings thermometer. s*** sold out everywhere

Got em

My hair about to be long as s***

I want a f***ing haircut and some p****

dont forget detroit (horrible infrastructure + trump hates the new governor) and los angeles (massive underreporting / homeless populations)

You can. Not only can you but you MUST. For your fellow countrymen you must. Thank you friend

I bought some bunny themed chocolate and my sexy little sweetheart is the only bunny I need

If you want p**** look in the mirror

u on a damn roll today

How you gonna kick me while I’m down

cmon man

people are losing family members and loved ones, staying indoors is not asking too much

since when are aan this wild

you know america really is full of stupid f***s when these press conferences have been raising trump's approval ratings

Fauci deserves more props, Trump was tryna get folks back to work by Easter I bet Fauci went crazy on him about that behind the scenes. Now trump saying June

Military got trillion dollar checks and had no bullets trump is the most incompetent man to ever have power in modern history

it was mnuchin actually that convinced him

or maybe you're just not intelligent enough to understand that they're all connecting on another level

trump smart, ny bad, ventilators good, china even better, cuomo terrible

anybody who claimed "it's just a flu bro" should never ever be listened to ever again for any topic whatsoever

gonna be a baby boom after its all over

corona babies